Does God have a brain?

[Why?]

If God has a mind, does he have a brain?

 

[shichimenshyo]

.....does god have a penis?!

 

[shorty_37]

If so how big is it?

 

[shichimenshyo]

I bet its small, a guy who had to create s race of beings to worship him so he can feel good about himself...I mean come on ...I bet hed drive a huge black truck too . =p

 

[Enmos]

Lol

 

[shorty_37]

I bet its small,

What his brain is small or his penis? :shrug: lol

 

[shichimenshyo]

What his brain is small or his penis? :shrug: lol

I think you know :bugeye:

 

[Why?]

Why would God have a penis? God has a mind, so that could mean a brain. But, a penis?

 

[shorty_37]

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God

 

[Orleander]

Isn't God male?? I'm gonna have to say no then.

 

[shichimenshyo]

Why would God have a penis? God has a mind, so that could mean a brain. But, a penis?

Well he had a son

 

[Nickelodeon]

But Mary was a virgin.

 

[shorty_37]

Isn't God male?? I'm gonna have to say no then.

GOD doesn't take after your husband

 

[shichimenshyo]

But Mary was a virgin.

hes really really small

 

[shorty_37]

But Mary was a virgin.

So am I

 

[Enmos]

Why would God have a penis? God has a mind, so that could mean a brain. But, a penis?

Why not, if he has a brain why not a penis.

I wonder if he has an ass hole :scratchin: Hmm must be, how else did he crap all over us..

 

[Orleander]

hes really really small

I'd have to agree with that. I've seen the Greek statues that prove it.

 

[shichimenshyo]

i already made a thread about that enmos

 

[Enmos]

So am I

:bugeye: :roflmao:

 

[Why?]

Mary was conceived through the Holy Spirit - not the same as God.