Humans and bananas share the same DNA code translation, eukaryotic cell structure, and cellular reproduction sequence. That is an enormous pile of evidence almost impossible to explain except via a common ancestral lineage of some kind.I'm still waiting for a link to the compelling schoolchild proof of the human ancestor to yellow banana conjecture
And if none of that were true, your modification and fifth postulate handwaving would still not rise to the level of scientific theory - because lack of evidence for some other theory is not evidence for yours, and you don't have any. You don't have a valid theory, no matter what anybody else has. (You don't even have a theory in the first place - just some abstract "postulates".)