I know a little amusing story told by a christian.
Jesus and Moses playing golf. They come to a large water hazard and Jesus takes out a 9 iron. Moses (a better golfer) warns Jesus that he should not use the 9 iron as only an Arnold Palmer could make such a shot. Jesus ignores the advise and hits the bal which promptly dunks into the water.
Jesus asks Moses to retrieve the ball and Moses parts the water and retrieves the ball for Jesus, but is displeased.
Again Jesus takes the 9 iron and tees up. Moses knowing Jesus' golf skills warns him again that he cannot make that shot as only an Arnold Palmer could pull off such a feat. Jesus again ignores the advise and drops the ball in the middle of the water hazard.
And Jesus asks Moses to retrieve the ball again and muttering to himself Moses parts the water to retrieve the ball for Jesus.
For a third time Jesus tees up and wants to use the 9 iron. In exasperation Moses tells Jesus firmly that he just cannot make that shot as only an Arnold Palmer could do that, but stubbornly Jesus hits the ball with the 9 iron and yet again it drops in the water.
Jesus asks Moses to retrieve the ball once again but this time, at his wits end, Moses tells Jesus to get the ball himself, whereupon Jesus begins walking over the water towards the spot where the ball disappeared.
At this point another threesome approaches the water hazard and seeing this man walking on the water, one golfer exclaims, "you see that guy, who does he think he is, Jesus??
Moses turns to the man and responds, "Yes actually that is Jesus, he just thinks he is Arnold Palmer!"