LOLNot so much for armadillos though.
That, or someone forgot to take their meds?LSD with a crack chaser logic.
Don't forget the atheists out there who are agnostic on the fire thing. I'm thinking of joining the First Baptism By Fire Atheist Congregation... well I was, anyway, but that was before I remembered to take my pillsBut athiest don't believe in fire so they would die.
Should somebody sit down wellwisher and tell him that the article was a joke.:bugeye:
Yeah, a mano-a-mano couch chat is definitely called for. How do we arrange that online? Maybe something like those singing telegram services. Could we take up a collection and send him a prepaid home visit with, say, a biology prof? Let me see if I can find "Evolutionists to Go". Wow, if they catered moo goo gai pan this could be the next craze. Right before the atheist rapture of course, since our agenda will be complete once we indoctrinate the believers with evolution. Yeah, definitely Chinese take out, preferably in a bag with a hammer and sickle on it. I don't know about other folks here, but when they beam me up I'm going to want to have my chopsticks with me. Those spaghetti monsters don't exactly feed you finger foods. Oh, what's the rush. We still have to destroy capitalism with carbon cap and trade and then enslave the public under fascist health care. Never mind, I'm busy the next few weeks. Maybe some other godless science propagandist could lend a hand.