I was just wondering. Does anybody study bible at school?
It's just I hate bible and that lame ass orthodox Shas party tells me that I have to learn BIBLE! But I hate bible! I can't stand those stupid stories! What do I care why Noah's son looked at his fathers penis 6000 years ago?!?! Please! This is pathetic!
And the funny thing is that the material for these tests is freakin huge! 5 books with 200 pages in each book (on average)!!!
Why?!?! Oh yeah, I know why! If I know which wife king David f*cked, it will help me in hard times and will help me pass the exams in the university! Oh yeah! Now I see!
And I don't even believe in god! I eat pork, for christs sake! When I'm shocked, I don't say "oh my God" I say "holy crap". This test tomorrow is going to fail me and my life will be in deep sh*t!
I'm so desparate that I got a bible techer (pathetic and embarassing) just so that he will slap me whenever I fall asleep coz I can't stay awake while reading about the analysis of the leadership capability of moses after the exodus written by some Israel Koifman. Get a life and get a piece of nice fried ham and get laid, Israel Koifman!
Phew... I believe this helped me to unload some of my fury, but it sure won't help me tomorrow in the exam... now excuse me, while I continue to study WHAT IHZAK'EL AND ISHMAEL WERE TALKING ABOUT 5000 YEARS AGO!!!
It's just I hate bible and that lame ass orthodox Shas party tells me that I have to learn BIBLE! But I hate bible! I can't stand those stupid stories! What do I care why Noah's son looked at his fathers penis 6000 years ago?!?! Please! This is pathetic!
And the funny thing is that the material for these tests is freakin huge! 5 books with 200 pages in each book (on average)!!!
Why?!?! Oh yeah, I know why! If I know which wife king David f*cked, it will help me in hard times and will help me pass the exams in the university! Oh yeah! Now I see!
And I don't even believe in god! I eat pork, for christs sake! When I'm shocked, I don't say "oh my God" I say "holy crap". This test tomorrow is going to fail me and my life will be in deep sh*t!
I'm so desparate that I got a bible techer (pathetic and embarassing) just so that he will slap me whenever I fall asleep coz I can't stay awake while reading about the analysis of the leadership capability of moses after the exodus written by some Israel Koifman. Get a life and get a piece of nice fried ham and get laid, Israel Koifman!
Phew... I believe this helped me to unload some of my fury, but it sure won't help me tomorrow in the exam... now excuse me, while I continue to study WHAT IHZAK'EL AND ISHMAEL WERE TALKING ABOUT 5000 YEARS AGO!!!