Originally posted by Silent Bob
The girl I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with left me just last week, so that's why I am thinking about this. With a new job, and little time... I don't know. How do you people feel?
"I got drunk with Mousillini and woke up a Communist!" -anon
How would you spend most of your time, alone, or with others. I have always had a problem with being alone.
<b>Howardistic answer:</b> Both. I would spend some of my time with friends, while spending other times alone. Actually, I prefer my solitude. The most intelligent conversationalists that I have ever found is my alter inner voice. Almost without exception, all others tend to aggravate the 'fuckin' hell out me (excuse my french).
I do not ever feel alone, even though I personally do tend to drive yapping, everyday idiots away from me. It's not that I hate these types of people, but that I consciously become/feel debilitated by most peoples incessant bragging, posturing, lying, manipulating, complaining,........BS!!!(bullshit)...
But Aka Howard/yours truly didn't come from the same apple barrel that most idiots come from. I came from the much more sarcastic basket of apples that were discarded for being a different color. Alone????? You are only alone if you lose your passion for knowledge & truth, my sorrowful friend.
In fact, if a day goes by without hanging out with a friend, I get frustrated and can begin to cry. This is an extreme to those who like company... but it's just the way I am. some people tell me I need to learn to enjoy being alone, but honestly I don't see the reason why it's any worse than people who always want to be alone.... I just need people.
<B>Howards..isms & life experiences</B> I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HAPPY TO VISIT WITH COMPANY, BUT EVEN HAPPIER WHEN THEY LEAVE!!!! When people can't get the hint to leave, that's when I get close to cryin!!!!!!! And Jesus, some people never get the hint!!!!! Yo Bob, what you need is to find your place in this world, not that I have yet. ...... okokokok...ok!
try the following:
1) find a quite place for inner meditation;
2) empty your mind of all thoughts (concentrate only on your breathing);
3) don't worry or consciously think of your needs or problems (in meditation, as the answers will come to you), and
4) after some quite time (perhaps several meditation sessions), your sub-consciousness will begin to surface your true search for happiness, or the real reasons why you are unhappy.
<i>AS I understand human consciousness, the human emotion of emptiness is the bodies way of addressing an inner need and longing for companionship, or belonging and purpose. Losing the soulmate of your dreams is the obvious reason for your despair, bob. Many before you have felt the same way, and many will follow!</i>
BUT TAKE IT FROM HOWARD, BOB. <I><B><U><FONT COLOR="RED">WOMEN ARE LYING LITTLE NASTY WHORES!</U></B> Chances are that the little cu**nt was scr**ewing 50 other guys while she was doing her little virgin act for you!!!!!! </i>That's how they are bob. Get used to it & quit sniveling bob!!! They are ALL bitches! The main reason that women hate to be called bitches is because they know it's true, AND THE TRUTH HURTS ! ! ! !
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So you can continue to be this little whore's sorrowful, longing tampon, bob, or you can finally come to the conclusion of all the rest of the male population has & become a man. And trust me bob, the little c**nt would be happiest if you spent the rest of your life longing for her, while she "HAD HERSELF A GOOD TIME (with every......?????......... <b>Question: How are a womans legs like a morgue?????...........Answer: Open for every stiff that cums through the door!!!!!" </b>
Become callus bob, or die!!!! Or be a pussy whipped moron the rest of your life!!!
My suggestion to you is to save all your damned money, keep yourself in peak physical condition, learn everything about the subject that interests you the most~aka~find your bliss!!! That one thing in life that you do well at or enjoy. Follow it to it's ends & come to know ALL that there is about IT (THAT ONE(1) THING)!!! That is the measure of a man, bob. Once you have found that one thing, and become an expert, all the pus**y in the world will beat a path to bob's place!!!!! AND each following one will be more luvin & sweeter than the one before!!!!
Good luck!!!!
<i><font color="blue">***further reading:
- "The power of myth", by the late Joseph Campbell;
- "The truth about women", by the late Sam kenison;
- "Gilligans greatest hits", by Bob Denver;
- "Bills world almanac of pussy chasin", by President Clinton;
- "Love em, leave em, then drop em in a ditch", by Gary Condit;
- "Lovem, and drown em", by Ted Kennedy, and
- "The world according to Garp", by Robin Williams (caution: graphic reading for mature audiences only).</i></font color>