i eat babies
Babies!!!
- Thread starter Adam
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Boooooooooooooo babies! I can't stand their whining, and crying! It makes me want to strangle them or something!
(hahaha, I'd be a very bad parent!)
Human babies are stupid. They take so long to learn anything, and until then, they are utterly dependant on their parents. Unlike animal babies, who can walk, run, eat and play almost within the month they are born! (with the exceptions of pandas, and kangaroos)
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Hey, on another tangent:
babies - buy and sell babies on eBay.ca!
*lol!* eBay rules!
(hahaha, I'd be a very bad parent!)
Human babies are stupid. They take so long to learn anything, and until then, they are utterly dependant on their parents. Unlike animal babies, who can walk, run, eat and play almost within the month they are born! (with the exceptions of pandas, and kangaroos)
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Hey, on another tangent:
babies - buy and sell babies on eBay.ca!
*lol!* eBay rules!
I dont actually eat babies you know. I was only kidding.
animals live shorter lives (the majority of animals) therefore their aging process is quicker thus they will beable to defend for themselves quickly after birth.
Originally posted by Xev
They smell, they look weird, they grow up.
It's a miracle the species has managed to propegate itself for so long.
I have an intelligent mind?
*Looks at shelf*
Oh yeah, there's that one in the pickle jar.
So, c'mon, won't anyone pay me to have kids? I've gotten a couple "THANK GOD!"s to "I'm not having children (and from athiests, too! whoowee, moving on up!) but nobody's offered me money.
Id pay, but i only have disney money