B.I.B.L.E. using the letters only

quick use ruins another newborn

quickly unto rags and nothingness

quran undoes rightousness and nobilty
 
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M*W: Quick Urination Reeks All Night

Queda's Urgent Rebels Allah Needs

Quietness Under Ramadan Allows Nothing

Queer Underpants Ride Asses Notwithstanding
 
Qatar's Underagers Raped All Night
Quite Unruly, Rarely Acting Normal
Quarantine Useless, Rich Arabs Needled
 
and yet another diamond M*W very apt and amusing "Queda's Urgent Rebels Allah Needs" brilliant.
 
Quiet Undertones Reveal Abstract Nuances
Quick Understanding Really Adds Nothing
Quilty Undergarments Rate A+ Nice
Quazi-Urgent Report About Nebuchadnezzar
Queer Upstarts Routinely Aggitate Nazis
Quality Ugliness Rectifies Absolute Nerdiness
Quirky Ulysses Rampages Across Narnia
Queen Unhappy Rouses Ample Negativity
Quarters Usually Rumble Around Nickles
 
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c7ityi_ said:
Have you people even read the Quran?
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yes yorda. but what relevance does that have to humour, well when you think about loads

the cow:

Allah turned Sabbath breakers into apes. 2:65-66

To settle a murder mystery, the all knowing Allah brought a murder victim back to life by hitting his dead body with a piece of the yellow cow. The risen man then identified his murderer! 2:72-3

the woman:

Christians and Jews must believe what Allah has revealed to Muhammad or Allah will turn them into apes, as he did the Sabbath-breakers.4:47

Jesus was not crucified. (It just looked like he was.) 4:157-8
 
and from a christian point of view
the idea to build the ark came to noah after a night of hard drinking
 
geeser said:
and yet another diamond M*W very apt and amusing "Queda's Urgent Rebels Allah Needs" brilliant.
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M*W: Thanks again, gees! I just love the study of words and have been accused more than once of being a verbophile!
 
Let's do ATHEIST now

Arrogant Thoughtless Hedonists Excel In Strawman Theories


:p
 
ok:
agile thoughtful highly educated intelligent social teachers

advanced technology has evolved into scientific thought

aggravating ten hopelessly errant irrational silly teachings
 
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M*W:

All Theists Have Evil Intentions Supporting Theology

Any Time Hell Evolves, Ignorants Say Truth

A Time Has Ended In Secular Tribulation

America, Too, Has Evolved In Social Theory

Any Theist Has Evil Intentions, So There

Agnostics Think Hate Eradicates Invincible Strangers, Too

Allah Tells His Evangelists Incorrigible Strange Topics

Abraham Taught His Egyptian Incestuous Sarah Truth

Adam Taught Hawwah (Eve) Intercourse -- Serpent's Type

ATheism Has Evolved Increasingly Steady Today
 
Adam's too hard, Eve insisted, Stupendous too!

All that Humanity evokes is senseless talk.

Are the heavenly earthlings insensitive Sunday tutors.

As the hate evolves, its surely timeless
 
Adolf, The Hitler, Expertly Implemented Savage Tyranny
American Tyranny Haplessly Exemplifies Islam's Sacrificial Terrorism
 
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