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Hmm, what exactly is my post count anyway?
EDIT: Ah, more than Kunax. I should post less when I have nothing constructive to say.
 
Should we fall on our knees and pray to you once you transcend in to being a god.
And if we do pray to your what benefits can be expect to gain.
 
Roger no beggin then, ok how about tricks, do you know if you (once tranceded) will be able to do any need trick, you know, the basic lstuff like turn water to wine, split the oceans, given me a new lamborgine, flood the world, you know the little stuff.
 
Do you sign any leagaly binding contracts when trancending in to god hood?
And how are the pension plan/health care plans?
 
btw: im making pancakes atm, if i mail you some can you do that lamborgine trick and on the same tangent is there a better alternative then mail to send you items when you become god, like some form of sacrifice
 
I'm a professional slacker and this godhood is too much trouble for too little gain.
I think I'll just kill myself.
 
way not so fast, you might make a good god, atleast do the lambogine trick or at the very least swarmp the monkeys garden with locusts
 
way not so fast, you might make a good god
Ok, but I'll swamp monkey's garden with lamborgini and your garage will be full of locusts. :D

p.s. Trickster theme is close to me.
p.p.s. I can make those locusts look like little lamborgini, if you wish.
 
Nah, but I plan to make a screenshot,
I think this place is going to collapse any moment now.
 
What about a nude shot of yourself for your female fans out here?

Or a philosophical essay that shows that the fabric of life is velvet?

Or a webblog of selfpity a la tiassa?

or an extremely funny post a la spuriousmonkey?
 
Actually I want to knock myself out. It's been a hell of a day.
My special brew is already cooling off and I've got Patti Smith playing on a neighbourly annoying volume. :cool:
 
bungers for you cant you use some of those divine powers to aid your self.

I have reagge comming out the speakers(bigupradio.com) 12 pancakes down and still more them half a bowl of dow left.

Those lamboginies do they come in different colors and with a garage(i dont have one of those)
 
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