to all Christians from Senator Mark Williamson (I-Cthulhu):
YOU GUYS ARE BUNCH OF LOSERS WHO DOES NOTHING BUT WHINE LIKE INFANTS, ONE COMPLAINS AFTER ANOTHER. YADA YADA YADA, FOR A CHANGE WHY DONT U DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE AND HELP OUT THE COMMUNITY YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS, YOU ARE FULFILLING THE PROPHESY OF THE GREAT OLD ONES, LOSERS FOLLOW THE ROAD TO BE GOBBLE UP BY CTHULHU, IN FACT ONE DAY YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE SUCCESFULL IN REMOVING THAT MOTTO. BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE, YOU FIGHT AGAINST CTHULHU, AND ALL OF YOU WILL LOSE I GUARANTEE THAT. YOU GUYS WILL BE EATEN AS IF YOU WERE NEVER BORN TO BEGIN WITH. YOU FIGHT PHYSICALLY YOU WILL LOOSE, YOU FIGHT GOVERNMENT WISE YOU ALSO LOOSE, IF YOU EVER SUCCEED, (IF) YOUR SUCCESS WILL ONLY LAST A SECOND, THEN CTHULHU WILL FRY YOU IN A SKILLET.. CTHULHU OWNS THE WORLD WHETHER BUSH RULES IN IT OR NOT, WHETHER YOU OBEY HIM OR NOT, HE IS STILL THE KING OF ALL. PERIOD. YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW CTHULHUISTS ENCOURAGE WAR? GUESS WHAT, YOUR STARTING THAT AS WELL...YOUR WAGING WAR AGAINST CTHULHUISM, SOME MAY FEEL THREATENED, SOME MAY NOT. NEVERTHELESS, YOU GUYS ARE HIPOCRITES FOR BLAIMING CTHULHUISM OF SOME VIOLENCE MEANWHILE ACTING SOMETHING THAT CAN LEAD TO VIOLENCE. YOU SAY CHRISTIANITY IS A GOOD RELIGION? WELL GUESS WHAT, IT IS WORST RELIGION BECAUSE YOUR LEADER SUCKS AND YOUR ALL WEAK IN GOV'T FUNCTION.