Here, in one easy to access place, is all the atheistic syllogisms I have collected thus far. Some are serious, some are humorous, but all reflect atheistic arguments for the non-existence of God.
PART ONE
The pie-in-the-sky argument
1. God is supposed to be good.
2. Hell is bad.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The sensory argument
1. I can't see [hear, touch, smell, taste] God.
2. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The similarity of design argument
1. Humans have two arms and two legs.
2. Monkeys have two arms and two legs.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The holier-than-thou argument
1. Piousness is bad.
2. Christians are all pious.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The bad experience argument
1. Uncle Stan was a Christian.
2. Uncle Stan touched my private place.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The I-Don't-Want-to argument
1. God requires me to behave morally in order to be saved.
2. I don't want to deal with all that stuff.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The maybe-if-I-ignore-it-it-will-go-away argument
1. God is supposedly the sovereign ruler of the universe.
2. God? What God?
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The I-don't-fit-in argument
1. I don't like church.
2. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The hypocrisy argument
1. Christians are a bunch of hypocrites.
2. I detest hypocrisy.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The intelligence argument
1. Smart people don't need God.
2. I am a genius.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The disbelief argument
1. Christians say they believe in God.
2. I do NOT believe in God.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The sin argument
1. God hates sin.
2. I enjoy sinning.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The complication argument
1. Science is very very complicated.
2. Since time and evolution are levered on a bias of complex scientific rational, and irregardless of the indefatigable, non-optimal ergodically processed closed-path measurements, this method evolved a low-level object grouping condition. As the literature attests, this method, given its limitations, refutes post-incremental performance. In other words, the polymorphic state of the "condolesian" distance, discriminator, noted by n-dimensional space, vis a vis distinctions and mutations, as implied before, in the polymorphic state of the nocuous phenomenon, which can gridlock mutational improvement also negates the alpha-max algorythm family.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Guilt-By-Association argument
1. Christians say they believe in God.
2. In the past, people claiming to be Christians have done bad things.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Time Traveller Argument
1. If I could go back in time and actually see Jesus performing miracles, I would then believe.
2. Time travel is impossible.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Guru Argument
1. "X" says that God doesn't exist
2. I believe that "X" is the smartest person on Earth.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Powerless God argument
1. God is supposed to be "all powerful"
2. Yet, He is powerless to force me to believe.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Bad Book argument
1. Christians claim the Bible is the word of God.
2. It contains "unsavory" things.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Crusades Argument
1. The Crusades killed thousands of innocent people.
2. The Crusaders claimed to be Christians.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The with-friends-like-these argument
1. I love my friends (or family).
2. My friends are atheists.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Presence of Evil argument
1. Christians say "God is love".
2. Bad things happen in the world.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The self-actualization argument
1. Christians are followers.
2. I am a leader.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Coolness argument
1. Christianity isn't "cool".
2. I AM cool.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Kid Stuff argument
1. The Bible is for kids.
2. I am a smart adult.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The "so what" argument
1. Jesus, set aside his glory and came to earth as a human, preached to us the way to Heaven, then gave his life on the cross to pay for the sins of humanity.
2. So what...?
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The nobody-asked-me argument
1. Jesus died on the cross for our sins.
2. I didn't ask him to.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The I-Am-God argument
1. Christians believe they must answer to an all-knowing, all-powerful, sovereign, Holy, loving yet just, God.
2. I am God.
3. Therefore the Christian God doesn't exist.
PART ONE
The pie-in-the-sky argument
1. God is supposed to be good.
2. Hell is bad.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The sensory argument
1. I can't see [hear, touch, smell, taste] God.
2. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The similarity of design argument
1. Humans have two arms and two legs.
2. Monkeys have two arms and two legs.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The holier-than-thou argument
1. Piousness is bad.
2. Christians are all pious.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The bad experience argument
1. Uncle Stan was a Christian.
2. Uncle Stan touched my private place.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The I-Don't-Want-to argument
1. God requires me to behave morally in order to be saved.
2. I don't want to deal with all that stuff.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The maybe-if-I-ignore-it-it-will-go-away argument
1. God is supposedly the sovereign ruler of the universe.
2. God? What God?
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The I-don't-fit-in argument
1. I don't like church.
2. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The hypocrisy argument
1. Christians are a bunch of hypocrites.
2. I detest hypocrisy.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The intelligence argument
1. Smart people don't need God.
2. I am a genius.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The disbelief argument
1. Christians say they believe in God.
2. I do NOT believe in God.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The sin argument
1. God hates sin.
2. I enjoy sinning.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The complication argument
1. Science is very very complicated.
2. Since time and evolution are levered on a bias of complex scientific rational, and irregardless of the indefatigable, non-optimal ergodically processed closed-path measurements, this method evolved a low-level object grouping condition. As the literature attests, this method, given its limitations, refutes post-incremental performance. In other words, the polymorphic state of the "condolesian" distance, discriminator, noted by n-dimensional space, vis a vis distinctions and mutations, as implied before, in the polymorphic state of the nocuous phenomenon, which can gridlock mutational improvement also negates the alpha-max algorythm family.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Guilt-By-Association argument
1. Christians say they believe in God.
2. In the past, people claiming to be Christians have done bad things.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Time Traveller Argument
1. If I could go back in time and actually see Jesus performing miracles, I would then believe.
2. Time travel is impossible.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Guru Argument
1. "X" says that God doesn't exist
2. I believe that "X" is the smartest person on Earth.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Powerless God argument
1. God is supposed to be "all powerful"
2. Yet, He is powerless to force me to believe.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Bad Book argument
1. Christians claim the Bible is the word of God.
2. It contains "unsavory" things.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Crusades Argument
1. The Crusades killed thousands of innocent people.
2. The Crusaders claimed to be Christians.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The with-friends-like-these argument
1. I love my friends (or family).
2. My friends are atheists.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Presence of Evil argument
1. Christians say "God is love".
2. Bad things happen in the world.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The self-actualization argument
1. Christians are followers.
2. I am a leader.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Coolness argument
1. Christianity isn't "cool".
2. I AM cool.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The Kid Stuff argument
1. The Bible is for kids.
2. I am a smart adult.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The "so what" argument
1. Jesus, set aside his glory and came to earth as a human, preached to us the way to Heaven, then gave his life on the cross to pay for the sins of humanity.
2. So what...?
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The nobody-asked-me argument
1. Jesus died on the cross for our sins.
2. I didn't ask him to.
3. Therefore God doesn't exist.
The I-Am-God argument
1. Christians believe they must answer to an all-knowing, all-powerful, sovereign, Holy, loving yet just, God.
2. I am God.
3. Therefore the Christian God doesn't exist.