Atheist teacher meets her match

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An Atheist Teacher meets her match


One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


TEACHER : Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY : Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER : Did you see God?
TOMMY : No.


TEACHER : That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy :


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY : Yesssssssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Did you see the sky?
TOMMY : Yessssssssss.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY : Yes.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Do you see her brain?
TOMMY : No.


LITTLE FAATHIMA : Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!!!
 
Well, that happens, the teachers argument was not so good to begin with in my opinion. I also cannot see my asshole, still I am pretty sure it is there...
I can also not see warmth, still there...
A bad argument to say that things you cannot see do not exist.

I would also say that a teacher should not try to convert the children to the personal beliefs, no matter if atheist or religious.
 
Is this a true story or did someone just make it up?

If it's true then the teacher is in the wrong for trying to influence a very young child with her views.
 
Ofcourse that was a bad argument from the teacher. Thats because her dialogue was written by some creationist moron and she doesn't exist.
BTW someone should punch that little girl in the head for being so god damned disobedient.
 
i did. she was very sorry. but she was hit by a bus on the way home. she didnt see it, nor did anyone else.
hang on, that means it didnt exist right? bitch,
she shouldnt lie to me. shes been skiving all these months. i bet it was her you got the story off. little show off. ill show her.
*picks up cleaver and walks off*
 
What are you all talking about on second reading I am convinced! OK where is the nearest mosque I can sign up at?
 
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LITTLE FAATHIMA : Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!!!

RAWThinkTank : But dear, FAATHIMA, Can U see that I am a GOD ?
 
I don't know if it was made up or not, probalby was, but its for a good laugh i guess, no need to go nuts.
 
Ok, then I give you some more if you complain (What´s the point? It´s always the same...)
You know, I think I will make that "religious forums" and not just muslim.

http://forums.gawaher.com/index.php?showtopic=454&

Oh, wait, there are also christian versions...

http://www.secretmotive.com/fun/plainfunny/x_atheist_teacher.asp
http://www.midnightangel308.com/atheist.htm

There is also a joke that is a bit similar.
(like here http://www.elseroad.com/fun/atheist.htm)

Damn, there is much to be found on "Atheist teacher" go ahead an search for yourself.

Anyway, as I said above, I will correct myself, I will change muslim boards to religios websites. Satisfied?
 
It is most truly made up for two reasons, firstly: an atheist does not believe in indoctrinating children, so an atheist teacher would be more thoughtful in her actions.
and secondly a child of six would not be so insightful, unless she had the IQ of einstein.
 
My dad always told me I was brainless. I never understood it until now.

I'm afraid of what might not be inside my pants! It was there beforfe, but I can't see it now!!!!!

Hey it's no fair I couldn't see the baby inside my wife either but I can pretty well assure me that they were there. Crap since I'm not with them at the moment they must not actually exist. What a drag, I thought they were cute.




Saying "athiests don't believe in doctrination" is silly. Individuals believe in a lot of things for a lot of reasons. Some would indoctrinate for sure, though given the lack of dogmatic literature etc. I'd guess it's far less frequent than religious indoctrination, which is disgustingly rampant. IMO, it should be criminal to mention god or the lack thereof (unless the kid brings it up, and then answers should be provided as tentative) to your children before the age of 16 or so. To do otherwise is IMO, brainwashing. That is just straight disgusting to me - to abuse the innocence of a young curious mind with one's dogmatic horseshit. It's done out of tradition, but really it's the only way I thihnk religion can perpetuate itself - to feed on innocence. To me that's the definition of corruption.
 
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Dreamwalker said:
Ok, then I give you some more if you complain (What´s the point? It´s always the same...)
You know, I think I will make that "religious forums" and not just muslim.

http://forums.gawaher.com/index.php?showtopic=454&

Oh, wait, there are also christian versions...

http://www.secretmotive.com/fun/plainfunny/x_atheist_teacher.asp
http://www.midnightangel308.com/atheist.htm

There is also a joke that is a bit similar.
(like here http://www.elseroad.com/fun/atheist.htm)

Damn, there is much to be found on "Atheist teacher" go ahead an search for yourself.

Anyway, as I said above, I will correct myself, I will change muslim boards to religios websites. Satisfied?
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Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last dash effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Christian school.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and start studying. Books and papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and she was shocked, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before.

This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math.

She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says, Son, what was it? Was it the teachers?

Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head.

Well, then, she replies, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? What was it?

Little Tommy looks at her and says, Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.




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I got it from a Christian site while searching for "atheist teacher".

Scared Straight
 
audible said:
and secondly a child of six would not be so insightful, unless she had the IQ of einstein.
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So you have met every single 6yr old in this world? Dam, you must be a busy man.

Not all 6yr olds are the same, some are smarter, some are dumber, some are too smart for their age and some are not.
 
Thank you for providing an excellent example of the straw-man argument fallacy :rolleyes:

No atheist would claim “I know god doesn’t exist because I can’t see him.” Rather, they would say “I don’t believe in god because I don’t see any evidence that god exists.” Obviously there are many things that exist even though they can’t be directly seen with the human eye. There is a great deal of evidence, for example, that the teacher's brain exists even though she has never directly observed it.
 
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