Atheist Miracles

[Captain Kremmen]

I have every Simpsons episode on my computer, my girlfriend had watched one at random the previous day, I did not know which one. Then the next day I picked an episode to watch at random, my gf was there with me, and it amazingly was the exact same episode she had just watched!!!

That's about a 1 in 400 chance!

This is obviously some sort of divine miracle!

Simpsons quote.
Homer,waking up feeling ill on his day off.

"Sick on a Saturday. Of all the rotten luck. It must be a million to one!"