Hapsburg:
Indeed, I have heard of "The Sacred Band of Thebes", and it necessitated an entire divison exclusively composed of bonded homosexual lovers in order to work. Similarly, there were no straight men who would find it disturbing to be viewed as sexual objects by the gay men. In essence: You must have a military - or at a very least, a platoon - composed exclusively of homosexuals in order for it to work, or none at all,a nd ontop of that, still must secure from them an unwillingness to allow sex and personal loyalty to one another to supercede loyalty to the mission.
Best to remove sex from the equation entirely and avoid the problems all together. Similarly, in our culture, homosexuals are almost exclusively so feminine as to be useless in battle.
Metakron:
The Daily Show also has fake interviews every day, a comedy segment, and routinely turns the news into simply a punchline. Hardly the same as legitimate news shows. The only part which is real is the last interview, which even then, often descends into jokes, or isn't about a serious topic. Danny DeVito was talking about his new show last week.