Are you ready for "The Big Event"?

The event is based on a solar flare that causes a fog to envelope the earth changing its frequency and consciousness, according to the clown in the video link. Then, aliens arrive and make "Earth 2.0" an awesome upgrade
 
Magical Realist said:
The New Agers are anticipating a big event happening to all of us soon. Spoiler alert: it involves ufos. Oh, and a massive solar flare..

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Cognitive adjustments to sacred expectations spring eternal. JC didn't return when we waited on top the hill this time, but the Prophet Bob app realized it made a small error with the algorithm. [...recalculating...] Next date will be it for sure.
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Magical Realist said:
The New Agers are anticipating a big event happening to all of us soon. Spoiler alert: it involves ufos. Oh, and a massive solar flare..

https://www.facebook.com/reel/591641813292738
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The bit about the fog killing me if I'm too spiritually "dark" - and then I wait to be reincarnated later when I have presumably lightened up a little - could I just stay in the house, tape the doors and windows, seal up the range hood, etc? Asking for a friend.
 
Yeah...I figure I'll be among the ones who will have to be herded into a space ark to sit out the ascension of all the New Agers into the 5th dimension. We'll fly on by an pick you up. Make sure you dress properly.
 
Magical Realist said:
Yeah...I figure I'll be among the ones who will have to be herded into a space ark to sit out the ascension of all the New Agers into the 5th dimension. We'll fly on by a pick you up. Make sure you dress properly.
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And everything you’ve ever posted on here, we’ll find out is true. And you’ll be vindicated. We should bring James R. lol!
 
I dreamed last night the end of the world had come! Everybody was running around in a panic as black clouds were gathering and a thick fog was sweeping across the land. Then the dream quickly degenerated into some weird situation where I was in a strange woman's apt who was busy working on straightening my severed penis. Dreams...yeah.
 
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I'll be there in a tutu, butterfly wings and waving a wand sprinkling pixie dust.
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If we're ascending into the 5th dimension, then I would expect this to be the dress code...

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Magical Realist said:
Then the dream quickly degenerated into some weird situation where I was in a strange woman's apt who was busy working on straightening my severed penis. Dreams...yeah.
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Yeah, you'd think the first priority would be reattachment. Establish blood supply, THEN straighten. The unconscious is a funny place.
 
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