DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Lawmakers blocked the nomination of an openly gay lawyer to the state school board Tuesday, ending two days of heated debate in which some Republicans expressed fear that he would promote a gay agenda.
"I have heard from more people than I have ever heard from about a confirmation," said Boettger, chairman of the Senate Education Committee. "They don't want any hint of pushing the gay lifestyle through our school system."
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/04/13/gay.nominee.ap/index.html
Just what the hell is this "homosexual agenda" I'm always hearing about, and when exactly do I get to be let in on it as a part of it? I'd love to be a part of an underground movement to subvert the American way of life. Hmm, though maybe, as usual, this is just another case of reactionary religious right-wing republicans going ballistic because people want to be treated with equality despite arbitrary differences.
This man had apparently served for 12 years already anyhow, so I don’t see what the big deal is. If he was going to push the homosexual agenda wouldn’t he have gotten it done by now?
And what exactly is this “homosexual lifestyle” that conservatives keep talking about? Are they afraid that home-economics classes will start teaching interior decorating and how to bake a kiesh (Sp)? That’s an unfair stereotype, there are plenty of “straight acting” (A term I find inherently offensive because it implies that homosexual males don’t normally act in the same manner, but again I’m tailoring this for my audience, so I guess it’s gotta’ go in there) homosexual men who don’t bother with these things. Iowa parents could rest assured that their children wouldn’t come home singing Broadway show tunes, or showing off rainbow colored friendship bracelets, the very idea is ridiculous. Or maybe, again as is far more likely, they fear that somehow having a gay man on the school board will turn their kids gay. How exactly does that work? Are they going to catch homosexuality through osmosis? Is he going to bombard them with homofairy rays? Has he and the international homosexual conspiracy developed a sodomite™ compound which will turn an otherwise straight child gay if ingested in school cafeteria food?
Aren’t we already at war with religious fanatics in the middle east? Would it really be so wrong to devote some resources to bombing the Bible belt? I’m really starting to loose faith in America.