An Illegal Arrangement
Land of the "Free".
Home of the "Brave".
You know who is powerless to arrest you for selling flowers? Bill Gates, the Walmart Clan, The Koch Brothers. If any of these people, even with their billions and billions, attempted to violate your private property (your body) by having their goons arrest you and put in a private prison they own - their money wouldn't help them one bit. They'd be arrested and jailed. Not so some idiotic no-body who was elected to office in Louisiana. This is the power of the State. It's the reason why the State was limited by the US Constitution. You aren't called Citizens of the United States for nothing. That 'of' is quite important. You could think of it as a reflection of ownership. Your owner.
The reason this so-called "Law" (in direct violation of the US Constitution) came to my attention was about a woman who recently died thanks to the State protecting us from her flower arrangements. You see, she was an old, poor (State-educated) near-illiterate woman who's only income was arranging flowers. Being illiterate she couldn't pass the State's 5 hour "Flower Arranging" exam. With no income, she eventually died of exposure. You know for "The Good of the Nation". And hey, "You use the roads". While this article didn't tell her story (which itself was an interesting read), this is about how the author experience taking the State's test.
I bet you didn't know the State of Louisiana has a "State Florist" of the Louisiana State Department of Agriculture and Forestry?
How utterly pathetic. Yes, you need your betters to run your life for you. You're too weak, pathetic, small - best to leave the thinking to us. Your betters. Isn't this what you want? Yes, I do believe it is.
Welcome to life in the USSA.
Land of the Ignorant and Home of the Coward.
THE FOLLOWING QUESTION appears on the Louisiana Department of Agriculture and Forestry Retail Floristry Exam:
21. If you have problems or suspect someone of illegally selling cut flowers, you should:
a. call the police
b. call the Louisiana Department of Agriculture
c. investigate to the fullest extent possible
d. none of the above
The correct answer is (b). Black market flowers are not worth bothering the police over, but they're serious enough to merit the state's official attention. It's easier to sell a gun than a bouquet in Louisiana, whose largest city, New Orleans, has the nation's highest per-capita murder rate. To sell bouquets, florists must pass a rigorous exam that costs $150 and is administered quarterly in the state capital, Baton Rouge. The exam includes a one-hour written test (based on the Louisiana Horticulture Commission booklet, Flower Arranging) and a four-hour design phase that requires applicants to compose bouquets in four different styles: wedding, corsage, funeral, and occasional.
Flunk the exam, as more than half of all test takers have done in the 65 years since the law was imposed, and you have several options. You can embark on a life of crime selling arrangements illegally and risk being fined up to $250 for each violation, or you can retake the written test for $50 or any portion of the practical exam for $100. You may retake the test as often as necessary until you obtain a passing grade.
It's hard to say whom Louisiana thought it was protecting when it enacted the florist licensing law in 1939. The state now maintains that regulation is necessary because consumers often phone in orders for third parties and never get to see what they've paid for. C. James Gelpi, the attorney whom Louisiana has hired to defend the law, called the law a "reasonable exercise of the state's authority" because "consumers frequently do not see the product sold and are totally reliant on the seller's integrity."
Land of the "Free".
Home of the "Brave".
You know who is powerless to arrest you for selling flowers? Bill Gates, the Walmart Clan, The Koch Brothers. If any of these people, even with their billions and billions, attempted to violate your private property (your body) by having their goons arrest you and put in a private prison they own - their money wouldn't help them one bit. They'd be arrested and jailed. Not so some idiotic no-body who was elected to office in Louisiana. This is the power of the State. It's the reason why the State was limited by the US Constitution. You aren't called Citizens of the United States for nothing. That 'of' is quite important. You could think of it as a reflection of ownership. Your owner.
The reason this so-called "Law" (in direct violation of the US Constitution) came to my attention was about a woman who recently died thanks to the State protecting us from her flower arrangements. You see, she was an old, poor (State-educated) near-illiterate woman who's only income was arranging flowers. Being illiterate she couldn't pass the State's 5 hour "Flower Arranging" exam. With no income, she eventually died of exposure. You know for "The Good of the Nation". And hey, "You use the roads". While this article didn't tell her story (which itself was an interesting read), this is about how the author experience taking the State's test.
I bet you didn't know the State of Louisiana has a "State Florist" of the Louisiana State Department of Agriculture and Forestry?
How utterly pathetic. Yes, you need your betters to run your life for you. You're too weak, pathetic, small - best to leave the thinking to us. Your betters. Isn't this what you want? Yes, I do believe it is.
Welcome to life in the USSA.
Land of the Ignorant and Home of the Coward.