Aliens made me post this here.

[Tiassa]

Jinkies!

Of course, that is complete nonsense.
Or is it?............................................... ..............

I always adore the necessary theory that aliens figured out how to reasonably travel cosmic spans in order to seek us out and ... drink cattle blood, kidnap not-quite-random people who happen to be out in the middle of nowhere and are so rarely reliable witnesses, and apparently drive some people to schizophrenia.

And therein lies a scary thought. If the aliens don't want to talk to world leaders, and would rather just treat us like lab animals, well, that's kind of scary. I mean, they cross light-years—a tremendous capability—and don't even want to say hello because we're not worth it?

Damn! Ouch! Yikes! Jinkies! No wonder the abduction myths are moving onto anal erotica and black helicopters.

 

[decons]

Are we not aliens to other alians that live in our universe? :shrug:

We are the aliens on this planet. The species with the loudest, and ridiculously obvious, fake laugh.

 

[Gustav]

so why the fuck are you guys spamming sci?

 

[Beer w/Straw]

so why the fuck are you guys spamming sci?

The aliens of course!

 

[fiction_is_science]

Is this the right thread to talk about how goldfish are stealing all the chocolate cake that I'm sure the elves leave on my doorstep every morning?

Are you sure they're Goldfish? They might be aliens disguised as Goldfish...

 

[Ripley]

Of course, that is complete nonsense.

Or is it?

Of course it's complete nonsense.

I mean, they cross light-years—a tremendous capability—and don't even want to say hello because we're not worth it?

Because they're not into posturing, so it seems. Which is why Captain Kremmen's self-doubt couldn't possibly be affiliated with ET's psychology.