Look (at time) No aliens!
O.K. you got Me I am an Alien . I was gonna get around to telling the truth at some point . You see that movie contact with Jodi Foster . Well I came to earth and when a baby died I took the body for my self . Why did I do it I have no Idea . Fuck I don't wish this kind of stuff on no one . I guess I was just curious what it would be like to be human . It look like so much fun from up there I had to give it a go. I hope you humans are not mad about that .
This is fabricated story time. I am human just as much as any of you . I am from the Earth !! Believe Me !!! I got a history behind Me to prove it and a drivers License, plus a pass port. Just because I was born at a air-force base in Alaska before it was a State don't make Me an Alien either. Just because the air-force was doing top secret shit that is still classified to this day don't prove nothing . I got a birth certificate . A real one . I am from the earth ! period!