15ofthe19 said:These darn gays are stealing our jobs, poisoning the minds of our children, and threatening our very way of life. They go door-to-door recruiting new members. They use their exceptional decorating abilities to lure us into their evil hideouts, and just when we feel comfortable with our heterosexuality, BAMM!, they spring their trap. First it starts by casually putting on some Striesand, and offering a glass of Pinot Grigio. The next thing you know your deep into a conversation about the best way to put a fabulous patina finish on your chandelier, how much is too much to pay for a Mapplethorpe, and the best places to stay in Key West. It's all happening so fast. And wont somebody please stop and think of the cattle? What about the cattle. All those leather pants aren't pleather dammit. They're real genuine cow.
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!
Haha, don't worry 15, this doesn't make you homophobic, I'd run from it too!