Absurdities Of Religion

WTF?

He had day and night and evening and morning on the first day but didn't make the sun or stars till day four???

What sort of loon wrote this shit? It makes no sense with or without some god thingy involved.

What about when he created plants and trees before he created the sun ? lol

And God said, "Let the earth sprout vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, on the earth." And it was so. The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the third day.

And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, and let them be lights in the expanse of the heavens to give light upon the earth." And it was so. And God made the two great lights—the greater light to rule the day and the lesser light to rule the night—and the stars. And God set them in the expanse of the heavens to give light on the earth, to rule over the day and over the night, and to separate the light from the darkness. And God saw that it was good. And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day.
 
Genesis 3:19 said:
By the sweat of your face
you shall eat bread,
till you return to the ground,
for out of it you were taken;
for you are dust,
and to dust you shall return."

Huh... so no heaven ??
 
Original KJV

http://www.bibleandscience.com/bible/kjv.htm

"Don't Just Read Your Bible -- Count It"!
This startling challenge caused Cutting Edge research volunteers to begin counting the KJV as an occultist would count it. Since Bacon and his Knights of the Helmet possessed the original KJV manuscript for about one year (1610-1611), they had the time to reconstruct the Bible so that its fundamental construction would be identical to the key foundational symbols of Freemasonry!
Remember, our key understanding: these wicked, occult men, with all the power and skill of the English government at their disposal, could not change the text. Not one doctrine was ever changed by the actions these men took to create a Rosicrucian Bible which was designed to move the peoples of the world into the practice of a "Mystic Christianity", i.e., Rosicrucianism. Therefore, we can set aside any and all doubts and worries about our eternal security as we look at this historic truth about the 1611 KJV.
Your KJV is wonderfully sound, and its doctrines will lead you directly into Heaven if you heed them.
Devil's Goats Heads, Complete Female Nudity, Neptune With His Trident, Flying Devil, And Multiple "6"s -- Are All Pictured In Either The 1611 or the 1619 King James Bibles
In the 1619 KJV Bible, we also see direct proof that Sir Francis Bacon and his Knights of the Helmet did, indeed, direct the placement of these Rosicrucian - Satanic symbols and pages, as we discover THE emblem of Knights of the Helmet -- the "Light A, Dark A" symbol!
Greek God of Sexual Lust and Orgies Is Depicted Prominently Twice In Original 1611 KJV Bible
Since some components of these particular images of Satan have been taken from the Greek God, Pan, we have the second instance where an image of Satan was depicted in the original 1611 KJV Bible.
Before we get started in this Third article in our journey to discover hidden truth about the 1611 King James Version of the Bible, let us remember our main premise: even though some of the most evil men in world history had their hands on the King James Bible from the inside out, they could not change one bit of the text! The text remained as perfect a translation as possible in the English world. Jesus Christ protected the text. Please take a moment to read our original treatise on this most important subject, in our "Defending The KJV" section for the full explanation.
Horror of All Horrors! Original 1611 King James Version Shows Masonic Handshakes All Throughout The Genealogies
Dozens and dozens of perfectly formed Masonic Handshakes adorn the first section of the original 1611 KJV, stamping this original Bible with the unmistakable stamp of Freemasonry - Rosicrucianism. You will not believe your eyes!
Notice what we are NOT saying. We are NOT saying that Bacon wrote the KJV. He and his Knights of the Helmet spent nearly one year fashioning these symbolic pages in front of, and throughout, the text, after the KJV scholars had finished their manuscript.
Cursory Examination of Original 1611 KJV Title Page Reveals Blatant, Obvious Rosicrucian Symbols
Before we get started in this first article in our journey to discover hidden truth about the 1611 King James Version of the Bible, let us remember our main premise: even though some of the most evil men in world history had their hands on the King James Bible from the inside out, they could not change one bit of the text! The text remained as perfect a translation as possible in the English world. Jesus Christ protected the text. Please take a moment to read our original treatise on this most important subject, above for the full explanation.
We shall look at a number of Title Page symbols in this article which are most definitely occult to the core -- Rosicrucian Occultism -- On the original KJV Title Page. You will see that the entire Title Page is nothing more than a Kabbalist Document, pretending to be Christian. -- Part 1

http://www.cuttingedge.org/defendingKJV.html
 
A not exactly random question

StrangerInAStrangeLa said:

How many theists preach to animals?

Couldn't say. To the other, how many people—theistic or otherwise—learn from animals?
 
Breaking: Anti-Gay Protesters Banned From Britain
Posted on February 21st, 2009 by David Roberts
Source: UPI

According to United Press International, two members of the notoriously anti-gay Phelps clan/church have been denied entry to Great Britain.

Fred Phelps and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper, who belong to the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas, were planning to come to Britain to protest outside a performance of “The Laramie Project,” the Times of London reported Friday.

Phelps is well known in the United States for his vicious hatred of gays. He and his family form the bulk of Wesboro Baptist Church and frequently picket the funerals of soldiers, GLBTs and AIDS victims. They were apparently hoping to do something similar at the performance of The Laramie Project when they were blocked from entering the country.

“The Home Secretary has excluded both Fred Phelps and his daughter Shirley Phelps-Roper from the U.K.,” a Border Agency spokesman said. “Both these individuals have engaged in unacceptable behavior by inciting hatred against a number of communities.”

Peter Tatchell of the gay rights group OutRage! did not agree with the Home Secretary, believing that even people as bigoted as the Phelps’ deserve to be heard.

The Phelpses are odious, homophobic bigots. They give Christianity a bad name,” Tatchell said. “Objectionable though they are, I don’t agree with them being banned.”

Restrictive actions taken by countries where free speech is (and has always been) far less potent than in the United States are often used by anti-gay groups here to paint a frightening picture of the future. In that scenario, equality for GLBTs is connected with repression of the right to present dissenting views.

No doubt this incident will provide more fuel for some to make that argument, even though we are certain Phelps and his daughter will be able to re-enter the US without incident where they can continue to say whatever they want.

http://www.exgaywatch.com/wp/
 
Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

If you can handle it, castrate yourself for the glory of god.
 
"If the bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it." - William Jennings Bryan

"The Lord vomited people like Ben out of his mouth to hell." - The Reverend Scott Mansfield of Chama, New Mexico, at the June 2003 funeral of his Catholic parishoner, Ben Martinez.

"An upstart astrologer...This fool wishes to reverse the entire science of astronomy; but sacred Scripture tells us that Joshua commanded the sun to stand still, and not the earth." - Martin Luther on Copernicus

"Writing science fiction for about a penny a word is no way to make a living, If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion." - L. Ron Hubbard

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" - Quentin Crisp

"I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, 'If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?' 'No,' said the priest, 'not if you did not know.' 'Then why,' asked the Eskimo earnestly, 'did you tell me?' "Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1974

"All things foul and ugly, All creatures short and squat. Putrid, foul and gangrenous, the Lord God made the lot." - Monty Python

"If you believe in the existence of fairies at the bottom of the garden you are deemed fit for the bin. If you believe in parthenogenesis, ascension, transubstantiation and all the rest of it you are deemed fit to govern the country." - Jonathan Meades

"And the Son of God died; it is by all means to be believed, because it is absurd. And he was buried and rose again; the fact is certain because it is impossible." - Tertullian (150-225CE)

"I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'" - Tammy Faye Bakker

"May God bless her, and all who sail in her" - Florence Ismay, at the launching of the Titanic
 
"And the Son of God died; it is by all means to be believed, because it is absurd. And he was buried and rose again; the fact is certain because it is impossible." - Tertullian (150-225CE)

Why was I thinking this came from Aquinas???
 
Days

The Bible states that after creating the Universe in six days, God rested on the seventh (GENESIS 2:2). (Genesis or Breishit is the first book of the Bible used by Judaism and Christianity, and the first of five books of the Pentateuch or Torah. )

Tafseer Ibn Katheer in interpreting Sura Fussilat says, in a story similar to the Biblical story of creation, that God created the earth on a Sunday and Monday and the stars, sun, moon and angels on Friday.


now.....how is it possible that

--the days of the week occurred before the creation of the planets and the stars???:shrug:

:D:D
 
יוֹם אֶחָד is the words used. Then for the second day יוֹם שֵׁנִי. It literally translates to "Yom, one" and "Yom, two". What "yom" means is debatable in this context, though it most commonly means "Day". The days of the week then were named after those seven days as described in the creation.
 
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