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//Avatar laughs together with gendanken
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A southern clime descends upon this hole with Gendanken, and with it hints of laughter...
Fountainhed:
Surely, through the many other threads and PMs, you two-- Xev, Gendanken can shower me with your all praise... Keep the thread for what's its for-- poetry, even if you think it "goth" or awful....
That being so- an Ode to Miscreant Poets, its no secret I find your "poetry" laughable:
Up the airy mountains and down the rushing glen
A Wonkish girl stirs mischief with the fountains of her pen
Oh wily wise, that merry dear
forsooth a wrath divine
How now merrymakers, can she slew a
filthy swine?
(here's how)
Look now that preposterous verse, those words of unschooled brutes!
that given righteous melody would kill both lyre and lute
A scourge you are, good sir!
The unfettered bollocks on your person to dare
ejaculate such prose
Ope thine eyes and learn the art, low one
From a master gods have chose
Verse when given pulse by words should burn with ghastly joy
not the mummeries of ghettos nor the oinkings known to boys
It should flip and dance a careless prance
that on frozen hearts of Vandals eat, the poison-ed softly siege
All of this a few will learn and far fewer for presitge
But lo! The insolence of an unschooled pig with clumsy bulk of poesy
wordy nightmares now undwind!
Salted vipers! Visual herpes!
Cannot Minverva breathe new life into the cinders of pork rind?
She may do so line by line.