3 Word Story

[VAKEMP]

in cold water

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

he moaned wordlessly

 

[yumyum]

In drunken confusion

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

he randomly quoted:

 

[lixluke]

lyrics from ancient

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

Kama Sutran texts

 

[pcd2k]

whilst drinking his

 

[lixluke]

own sperm from

 

[Firefly]

the significantly pointed

 

[VAKEMP]

grab a snickers!

 

[lixluke]

and stuff your

 

[yumyum]

asshole with peanut-butter

(I had to make it three words)

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

make it ultra-crunchy

 

[pcd2k]

with a solid

 

[VAKEMP]

grin, pull your

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

hand out my

 

[yumyum]

box of chicken

 

[goofyfish]

righ now, dammit!

 

[pooyak]

or i will

 

[pcd2k]

flash my torch