3 Word Story

[monkapotomus]

santa will bring

 

[Thor]

a nice pair

 

[CounslerCoffee]

of monkey balls.

 

[Thor]

Then you will

 

[monkapotomus]

bounce them on

 

[lixluke]

your long hard

 

[monkapotomus]

weiner dog and

 

[Pollux V]

rub it softly

 

[lixluke]

before chopping it

 

[NightFall]

up to make

 

[Thor]

pea soup. He

 

[Pollux V]

howled in pain

 

[Thor]

as the chainsaw

 

[monkapotomus]

splatterd his entrails

 

[Pollux V]

and his genitals

 

[monkapotomus]

in santas beard

 

[Thor]

and she went

 

[Pollux V]

"go, go, go"

 

[NightFall]

((((((oooops... misread..... please go on without me)))))))))

People laughed even

 

[Thor]

though it was