3 Word Story

[Rebel_number]

Rebel lost his

 

[Thor]

genetalia in a

 

[Rebel_number]

in the Blender

 

[Thor]

Accident of '82

 

[Zero]

he got annoyed

 

[Thor]

and lost his

 

[NenarTronian]

premium moroccan hashish

 

[Thor]

tailor made from

 

[NenarTronian]

swiss army knives

 

[Thor]

and bamboo sticks

 

[NightFall]

in the middle

 

[Thor]

of pigmonkey season

 

[Zero]

and he kicked

 

[Thor]

the almighty umbrella

 

[Zero]

and it chomped

 

[Rebel_number]

Rebel's shiny ass

 

[Zero]

which bloodcurdlingly (?) screamed

 

[Rebel_number]

for medic!! As

 

[Thor]

Jerry Springer did

 

[Rebel_number]

he got beaten