Your mom is a vampire!!!

[Walker]

God, she sucks.

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

Vhat the hell are jou talking about?

*calmly sips a glass of "red stuff" and listens to the creaky stairs in my haunted castle*

You know, they have a thread for jokes, and I'm not sure how vampire jokes fit into Psuedoscience. BTW, have you found the URL for the giant robots in Canada yet? I need some proof before I can tell everyone to run for the hills.

 

[Thor]

Eh? Oh, I get it. Very funny. Pick on the tired ones

 

[Xevious]

Vampires do fit into the Paranormal, under the subject "Occult and Witchcraft". Their are real people out their who love to drink blood, a practice substantiated in many cultures. Wether or not they have big K-9's and they suck blood through them is another issue.

 

[Bebelina]

Soldiers are the vampires of today? Of course.

 

[Adam]

Hmph. I used to be a soldier...

 

[Bebelina]

That explains everything. *holds up garlick*

 

[Adam]

Girls always do that to me... *sniff* ... But it's ok, really...

 

[Firefly]

...I don't get it...?

 

[Thor]

Don't you get the joke or the conversation, or both?

 

[Firefly]

The joke

 

[Thor]

Heres a hint. Vampires suck blood

 

[Firefly]

k, I get the sucking bit, don't get where your mom comes in.

 

[Thor]

I think its one of those 'Your mamma' jokes

 

[Firefly]

Oh, right. I get it now. Haha.

 

[Walker]

I sorta regret posting this, in light of recent conversations...

Anyway, BlueSoulRobot...I posted that URL. It's MechaPS.com. But I don't think they're doing anything all that great right now...

 

[%BlueSoulRobot%]

Thanks Walker!