Year of the Monkey

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spuriousmonkey

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Apparently 2004 is the chinese year of the Monkey. That should be good for me.

And now I am off to LA for a job interview.

Good luck to all other monkeys!

And Wesmorris: All my current spuriousmonkey tshirts are dirty and I am not taking them with me for the job interview.
 
Damn if 2004 is the year of the monkey we now know who the hell is going to win this year's presidential election!!. ;)

Godless.
 
Good luck with your job interview! The planets are certainly in your monkeying-favor, spuriousmonkey!
 
ah ja...the trip to the US was a complete distaster. So much for the year of the monkey. Maybe it is the year of the distaster for the monkey.
 
spuriousmonkey.........The question is , were you born in the year of the monkey or not? If you weren't then this isn't your year at all.
 
Good boy! You weren't born yesterday, or even the day before!

You wouldn't want a job in LA anyway, it keeps getting nuked and attacked by killer robots. Also, there's earthquakes, and riots, and Snake Plissken. After that come the fires, the mudslides, the sinking into the sea...
 
disaster? oh no! was it t-shirt related? you take a giant mushroom to your interview and start humping it did you?

"look at me! I'm one mushroom humping sumbitch!!!"

interesting strategy. hmm. you could make that work. you gotta refine it a bit though. you gotta sell them on why the mushrooms needs a humpin', why you're the best humper and why they should give you power of attorney over their company's account in order to ensure that you keep on humping.

i like your creative approach.

oh and every year is the "year of the monkey" isn't it?
 
wesmorris said:
disaster? oh no! was it t-shirt related? you take a giant mushroom to your interview and start humping it did you?
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They actually liked my website ( i had listed it as a hobby on my resume).

It problem was more that I didn't quite fit it.
 
Actually, Spuriousmonkey, you're in luck if you were born in any of these years: (seeing as all of them were 'Year of the Monkey' years)

1908
1920
1932
1944
1956
1968
1980
1992
2004
2016 (I sure hope not :bugeye: )
 
Hi:
I do not want to dissapoint you "spuriousmonkey", but i like to say it is the year of the "real" monkey not the "spurious" one. cheers :)
 
Ya you imposeter! Wannabe Year of the Monkey! What sign are you really? There are also the five elements that repeat every sixty years. On element for each sign every twelve years.


I happen to be a Fire element. To my knowledge, Fire is the last of the five elements, and Gold is the first. Somewhere in between, are wind, wood, and water.


I also happen to be my favorite sign there is out of the sixty. :cool:
Biased?
Although my parents have no clue what sign I am, my animal sign is also the most common. The reason is, thousands of people that actually believe in all of this, scramble to hump each other when the Year of the Dragon is near. That way they have a child that is born on this year. I even heard somewhere that only Dragons were allowed to rule. Dragons are said to be granted with a great many metaphysical powers. We are a glimpse into the future. Many Dragons however are quite daft. Not me of course. Heavens not me ;).


As for the Monkeyes, I don't really know much about those. Only that you're not one. You should think about finding a new career.
 
I was born the year of the dragon, 1988. It meshes well with my already-dragonlike Leo!
 
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