Xev - Selected Works AKA Bile, Crap and Other Assorted Goodies

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Hathor

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I wish to pay Homage to the Esteemed Moderator of Philosophy

HAIL!

You may ask.."Why the Cesspool"? That my Friends will soon be Evident.

Watch in Amazement as this Stupid Bitch engage in Non Sequiters, Flawed Reasoning and Obscenities that will make the Worst Skank Blush

Wanna Share some of your Own? Post Already, Moron!

Thrill your Friends with these Xevism's. Search for Particular Vicious Bile thru Google. Hit after Hit, Page after Page, the Xevism's Never Ends.

Folks, the Circus has come to Town. The Star Attraction? Our Very Own.....XEV, the Moderator (wild applause)
 
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Xev 5.26.04 12.36pm]
I daresay one who gets upset to the point of trying to "report" a post is quite an uptight little prick.

It'd be quite impossible for me to be un-chill wiith this much alcohol in my system, believe me.

comment: reporting posts is discouraged. reason given is that it turns one to a "uptight little prick". confesses to raging through sciforums in a drunken daze. demands the right to do so since "un-chilling" is impossible

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Xev 04-24-04, 11:36 PM
....And? The Russians are East Slavs, probably the most pure sub-race of the Slavs. The West Slavs mixed with the Alpines and the South Slavs are the niggers of the Slavic race.

Xev 10-12-03, 10:26 PM
No woman will ever fuck you no matter how much you beg some internet based skank to do so. Please quit pretending that they will so that you will sooner slide into a suicidal depression, slit your wrists and drown yourself in the blood.

Alternately, since you will never have a chance to use it, you could castrate yourself and shove your cock so far down your throat that you slowly choke to death.

Xev 08-20-03, 01:37 AM
Hmm, this is giving me ideas.
Exterminate the Muslim population in America? Fire up the ovens!
 
Again? :rolleyes:

And that was a personal attack against what I believe to be a very refreshing person. So what if she doesn't share the same views as you when it comes to political correctness, I wish I had the balls to be half of what she is.

As it stands, I am still a pro-Xevite.
 
please refrain from getting off topic. besides. i have work to do. sifting thru 10000000 posts is no small task

;)
 
Hathor said:
please refrain from getting off topic. besides. i have work to do. sifting thru 10000000 posts is no small task

;)
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In that case... Let's quote FOX MULDER!

Hell is paradise. There Satan and all his followers will be granted eternal life in which we can do mean things to people, have unholy demonic orgies, and eat demon pizza.
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I like this one:
GOD will not be mocked! All of you sinners will burn in a lake of fire-ey goodness while I sit in heaven singing the Tequila song with attractive women draped over my arms! Jesus is my lord and personal saviour and will protect me from the demonic forces that try to steal my soul! Eeeah! The bubbling pit! The colour out of space! The crawling chaos! Demon pizza is evil! Good night, and God bless Azjerbistan!
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http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=171151#post171151
 
Hey, I'll quote Muscleman too!

Adam adam adam, child, LOL. your funny, first of all your the one who brought out the car accident analogy, and whats up with a 5 story and a cell phone? Your last resort is to an ATTEMPT to make FALSE ACCUSATIONS AGAINST ME like earlier, your making a fool out of your own words, the analogy i made about the cell phone is the claim of YOUR CHANCE, u think its ridiculous? Then why are u an atheist? LOL
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http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=11294&page=33&pp=5
 
"....And? The Russians are East Slavs, probably the most pure sub-race of the Slavs. The West Slavs mixed with the Alpines and the South Slavs are the niggers of the Slavic race."
that is just a statement of facts, not actually opinion, niggers may not be the nicest term, but who cares

"Exterminate the Muslim population in America? Fire up the ovens!"
id like to know where you got this from, it could easily be sarcasm

"No woman will ever fuck you no matter how much you beg some internet based skank to do so. Please quit pretending that they will so that you will sooner slide into a suicidal depression, slit your wrists and drown yourself in the blood."
everyone hates skanks, so what?? maybe a bit excessive tho

"since you will never have a chance to use it, you could castrate yourself and shove your cock so far down your throat that you slowly choke to death."
i think if she actually hated the person, she would say something more serious and less joking
 
Oh yeah. I have this neat article:
Archaeologists have found what they believe to be the site of the Library of Alexandria, often described as the world's first major seat of learning.

A Polish-Egyptian team has excavated parts of the Bruchion region of the Mediterranean city and discovered what look like lecture halls or auditoria.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3707641.stm

Apparently the Library of Alexandria has been found. A lot of information was lost when Caesar burned it down.
 
Or this one:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
- Dr. Evil, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
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Thor, I have problem.. I have 22 books on my Barnes & Noble wish list. This is getting out of control... I think I have a problem Eh, I'll just go out drinking tonight.
 
It's a book store. I put books on a list, books that I would like to own but can't because I don't have any money. It's getting really big.
 
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