Ever notice the wonders of accelerated evolution? I certainly have. That's why I don't eat Wonderbread anymore. Ever see what happens to the rats when you feed 'em that? One developed a pseudepod-like foot, while another became toad-like and venemous. Conclusion: Wonderbread is a genetic stimulus that can cause accelerated, non-fatal mutation in small furry animals like my pet fish Eric. 
well, on the other hand, maybe not. Seriously though, I truly believe that the government funds the Wonderbread corporation as part of an experimen about what fluffy white sponge-like baked goods can do to the human body. Probably not too pretty.
Tune in for next weeks exciting episode: The Mysterious Bouncing Spagghettio's :bugeye:
well, on the other hand, maybe not. Seriously though, I truly believe that the government funds the Wonderbread corporation as part of an experimen about what fluffy white sponge-like baked goods can do to the human body. Probably not too pretty.Tune in for next weeks exciting episode: The Mysterious Bouncing Spagghettio's :bugeye: