Worlds Only Ass Kicking Machine

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Encephaloid Martini
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Does The World's Only Ass-Kicking Machine Really Kick Ass?

We are almost certain it kicks big-time ass. Bob's anecdotal report about being attacked by the ass-kicker when he got too close to it and "it started up by itself," plus the rugged design and Bob's conservative output rating of 100 asses per minute convince us that this device does, indeed, kick ass. The rate of ass-kicking is controlled by the water flow control valve. Because the machine had not been run in a little while, Bob kept its speed down to a leisurely 25 asses/minute during our tour.

http://www.fred.net/turtle/asskicker/asskicker.html
 
Ass-kicking machine?! Ha! Everybody knows that this is a hoax designed to draw our attention away from the reverse-engineered alien technology at Area 15 in order to hide the fact that George W. Bush is really the ANTICHRIST who is building a SPACESHIP out of the MOON in order to ESCAPE AND JOIN THE ILLUMINATI in thier SECRET BASE on PLANET X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As proof I offer the location: NORTH CAROLINA. There are 3 SYLLABELS in the words NORTH CAROLINA and there are 6 LETTERS IN the word NORTH (plus one). 3 SIXES IS 666!!! and if you reverse them it is 999!!! and there are NINE PLANETS not counting PLANET X which means that there is a CONNECTION between

PLANET X and 666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
YEAH! PLUS ONE IS SIX!

666!

And the same number of sylabels in 'AntiChrist'!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, am off my medication:D
 
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