why oh why do they not let people keep lions anymore?

[SwedishFish]

all the trouble started when they stopped letting you feed christians to the lions

 

[doom]

Dont need lions,you got machine guns and missiles,
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

[Xev]

You can always smile while describing the tortures of the early Christian martyrs, then ask

"So just how committed to Jesus are you?"

Missionaries are walking targets for cruel humour.

 

[Dr Lou Natic]

"so many christians, so few lions" is probably the only bumper sticker I like.

I'm not sure I want people owning lions, but I am definately FOR christians getting eaten by lions.
It would be best if the africans that the missionaries shamelessly harrass tied those missionaries to a tree and let nature take its course

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I would rather see that everybody gets an objective and openminded education.