Skandinavi
Registered Member
I usualy watch Amateur, or European porn. American porn for years has become more degenerate, & more fake.
Why do they work as pornstars?
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Dang it Man!! They didn't all wear thongs when I was in school! An if I had a daughter wearing a thong an I found out... Well she would hate me!
An what about those "butch" lesbians? Some of them let all there hair grow. I think. An dress like men. An act like men.
(But I don't think they truly can fight or hit like men imo, don't know though, but my buddy does
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I'm pretty sure more guys are doing that, than are willing to admit. By the way, I've never heard the term "manscaped" before. Is that original? Also, what method of shaving that area works best for you? Have you ever had a female partner tell you how much they appreciate it?
Welcome to the forum. It always amazes me the things that inspire someone to make a first post.
superstring01
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Last time I had sexual contact with a female was 1998 and involved a threesome with an extraordinarily attractive and well-endowed Italian gentleman†, several tablets of ecstasy and a hot tub in my back yard while living in Key West.
The hot dub had to be drained the next day.
I have no idea what she appreciated regarding male entertainment-region-follicles.
Re: maintenance. The job can typically be achieved with a simple Gillette, some shaving cream and a hot shower. If it's the first foray into cleaning the shrubbery, preliminary electrical remediation may be required in advance of a shower.
~String
†I had been a bar tender with him at TGI Friday's and was secretly lusting after him for quite a while, but given my certainty of his heterosexuality, it was only a fantasy. In a total homo "Dear Penthouse" moment, we were in the hot tub, his shorts came off and he started making out with me. I was not in any way expecting any variety of sex. It happened. It was dirty. It's one of my more fond moments in life. That . . . and the one-on-one engagements we had for several months after that.
Hold on. Be back in five minutes . . . nah, I only need one.
Yes it only takes one male orgasm to sour a hot tub and as much fun as it is, the work of draining, cleaning and refilling gets old really fast. But if you time it to just before your going to clean it anyway. (Just saying) Also try the new Gillette five blade with a vibration button.
This post SLAYED me at work, now I have coworkers staring at me wondering why I can't stop laughing.
No doubt about it and many gays have been with the opposite sex and it doesn't hurt to ask.
superstring01
Moderator
MANSCAPING (courtesy of Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manscaping)
Re: R1D2
I grow ever more unable to stand Victorian sensitives. I really don't get it. Let's look at this from a "100KM in the air" perspective. What is all the big deal about? It's a penis. It's an anus. It's a vagina (yukky). I'm not accusing you of having such over-sensitivity, only that I have no idea why people are so afraid to talk about the physical contact of one skin cell with another. So, yeah, I enjoy when the skin cells of my penis come into contact the the skin cells on my boyfriend's hand, rear end, mouth. Whatever.
In fact, I'm pretty excited about the whole thing. My penis brings me far too much joy to be shy about the whole affair.
~String
UrbanDictionary.com said:
Re: R1D2
I grow ever more unable to stand Victorian sensitives. I really don't get it. Let's look at this from a "100KM in the air" perspective. What is all the big deal about? It's a penis. It's an anus. It's a vagina (yukky). I'm not accusing you of having such over-sensitivity, only that I have no idea why people are so afraid to talk about the physical contact of one skin cell with another. So, yeah, I enjoy when the skin cells of my penis come into contact the the skin cells on my boyfriend's hand, rear end, mouth. Whatever.
In fact, I'm pretty excited about the whole thing. My penis brings me far too much joy to be shy about the whole affair.
~String
I'm not sure working the forum at work is the best way to go. But I can tell you that sex in a hot tub will make it cloudy and no amount of chemicals or filtration will clear it up. I guarantee you will not want to climb into that hot tub until it's been drained and refilled. The YUCK! effect is just to strong.
superstring01
Moderator
No doubt about it and many gays have been with the opposite sex and it doesn't hurt to ask.
I've had sex with --- lemme see here --- seven I think.
- Shelly - 8th grade - blowjob in the woods behind my best friend's house.
- Heather - 8th grade - full deal, in my brother's bedroom while the family was away at a baseball thing.
- Alonna - Summer between 8th & 9th grade - multiple activities, both oral and vaginal.
- Female ???? - Fall @ University of Toledo on a visit to my older brother - botched attempt at cunnilingus. ABORT ABORT. Oops. Too late. I vomed.
- Brian - 9th grade - [not a female, granted, but in there] First man-on-man oral sex followed by several botched attempts and a few successes at anal sex. My young rear end wasn't ready for it. Oddly enough he was a senior and seemed to not have any difficulty. In retrospect, he was pretty big and my probably less fully-developed penis may well have been in the Goldilocks Zone for ease of entry.
- Alessandra - 10th grade year - Vaginal. Last female for a long while.
- Octavio - 10th grade year - really good sex. Hot guy. Amazing body. First uncircumcised penis I'd ever seen. Beginning of a 10 year fixation (no longer even important).
- Female ???? - 19 years old - She was my attempt at "becoming straight". I had already been "out" since 17. It couldn't have been good for her. Having sampled the "love that dare not speak its name", it was hard for me to even remain erect.
- Men too numerous to count.
- Female, Name begins with a "B" - Winter of 1998 - My back yard. Hot tub. Hopped up on a combination of ecstasy and meth (no doubt). It was a threesome though, so I was sort of thinking about Kevin. She just got the residual arousal from his presence.
I've been there. Not really had much desire to go back. Since it was never really that good for me, it can't have been good for her(s) either.
~String
superstring01
Moderator
Well that hot tub was the unfortunate repository for so much of my RNA and that of a parade of men that--frankly--I stopped draining it and found a chemical that was--ahem--designed to make protein float to the surface, collect and easy to filter.
To the Gillette-- I want a shave, not an orgasm.
~String
String,
If you are referring to my TMI comment. It was too much information that you yourself needed a.." relief". Just thinking about your past Italian, romances.
I am not to familiar with your term victorian sensitivities.
An again for the record I have a out in the open gay cousin. Who has been married an has 2 kids. An we do get along fairly good considering we are in different states... An I have been friends with a few over the years.
I have not tried anal sex. I don't wanna, but I hear you can with a woman. An it just may feel the same as a man. An I herd it feels like your with a virgin every time. An some women do prefer it.
If you are referring to my TMI comment. It was too much information that you yourself needed a.." relief". Just thinking about your past Italian, romances.
I am not to familiar with your term victorian sensitivities.
An again for the record I have a out in the open gay cousin. Who has been married an has 2 kids. An we do get along fairly good considering we are in different states... An I have been friends with a few over the years.
I have not tried anal sex. I don't wanna, but I hear you can with a woman. An it just may feel the same as a man. An I herd it feels like your with a virgin every time. An some women do prefer it.
It vibrates just enough to make all kinds of shaving much easier. I've never been nicked with one and that's more than I can say for single edged razors or even electric razors.
superstring01
Moderator
The Victorians (an era named after the Queen of England known for her moral rectitude; an era which saw every attempt both scientific and social to repress human nature) have bequeathed us a lot of bullshit that we are fighting to this day.
As to the "virgin every time" presumably there are a few candidates out there who've had sufficient traffic both in terms of quantity and quality that any virginesque qualities no longer apply. See: Fisting.
I've never been nicked with one and that's more than I can say for single edged razors or even electric razors.
Savage!
~String
You seem very enthusiastic in judging others and condemning them to your fantastical horror land of hell. I wonder if your beliefs consider WATCHING porn to be something that will get you into hell. After all, paying the money to see it, creates the demand for it, which contributes to the delinquency of those to participate in creating it. Also you have quite the foul mouth using the word "pussy" for someone who calls himself "saint". Of course, I'm sure you NEVER watch porn or think about pussy. You heard they were shaven from someone else right? And someone else told you to word your question in such a way. Maybe you should stop listening to Satan.
Wow! A delayed response and somewhat emotional too. Is there something about this topic that bothers you?
The emotions I was feeling while writing that was amusement in the stupidity of his obvious hypocrisy, and annoyance at the hypocrisy itself. And I was anticipating the usual responses to my remarks, so went ahead and addressed them.
As far as emotions towards porn... I don't really have any. In the past I would become hostile towards the very idea of it. But now I see it as just another concept I can choose to like or dislike without it being good or evil. Personally, I dislike porn. I think its gross. But I like spinach and some people think that's gross. So to each his own.
I don't think watching porn or doing porn makes a person good or bad. A person is what they are with or without porn. Much like religion. An asshole with religion will still be an asshole if he becomes atheist. Some people are just assholes. And a sweet person will be sweet with or without religion, with or without porn.
Actually saint hasn't been very active in his topic, and I'm not seeing any hypocrisy, but perhaps we have very different point of views. saint does come up with some interesting topics and that counts for something after you've been around for a couple of years and start seeing the same old topics being repeated by each new crop of forum posters. Admittedly not all topics can be great for everybody, but on this forum there's usually a little something for everybody.
Personally porn doesn't hold a great deal of interest for me. But I do find it interesting watching how others respond to it. Also, it has helped advance the Internet a lot faster than it otherwise would have.