why?...
i've got a couple of 'why?'s...
why is it those who seek, so eagerly, to criticize the bible as nonsense seem so hung up on it?... ever heard anything along the lines of 'thou doth protest too much, methinks'?... complete nonsense so rarely holds one's attention for more than a passing moment or so... hence 'Looney Tunes' and the 'Three Stooges' were kept short in run time thusly...
why is it those who try to play at 'intellectually' criticizing the bible do so from a place of almost complete ignorance on the subject matter?... after all isn't a 'higher' criticism best done by one who is well informed?... hell at least partially informed?... at least exposed for a brief moment once to the topic at hand?...
you so rarely meet the average joe on the street, who is no mathematician, or even skilled in math, seeking to analyze or 'shoot down' Fermat's last theorem... or pick apart the principle of supergravity in M theory... nor does said 'joe' seem to be strangely drawn to do so...
those two, for quick examples, seem infinitely more interesting 'why?' questions than the original post...
if you're going to play at a 'clever' intellectual analysis of anything... do at least some homework... or you look silly...