We Christians feel the need to help educate those of lesser species like non-christians about the benefits and pitfalls of not being saved.
It has been said evolution in an of itself is the only possible way life developed, well my friends I am here to tell you this is not so. God made humanity in his own image, perhaps he evolved from some other lesser version of perfection but even so he made all that is. Whatever you believe is irrelevant because we know the truth.
When Adam and Eve first appeared out of the nothingness that was the world they began having intercourse per gods commands, eventually though she found a snake (metaphor for another mans penis) to be even more enthralling than Adam. She made love to this other man, and thus the end of rightness came to humanity. If you can all let yourselves reveal your sins openly and forget about science then you'll be on the way to saving yourselves and possibly your families.
Think about this, would you want your family to burn forever in the deep dark caves of the earth with satan or those not saved by the almighty Jesus? Consider your family, especially your childrens lives. Children are our future and more important then your trivial beliefs. I ask that you concede now to give your life over to god, to the church, to Christian ideals and superstitions. Do not be afraid for the priests will save you from gods almighty wrath, so long as you continue to donate every month an confess you're unworthiness to even be near them.
I beg of you, if not for yourselves then for those of your family who have passed on and may yet be in hell. Let Jesus + God bring light into your life and allow for a cleansing of the weak pathetic fools who are not Christians. We are the new future, when god comes he'll teach you all to suffer or join us!
PS A joke LOL
It has been said evolution in an of itself is the only possible way life developed, well my friends I am here to tell you this is not so. God made humanity in his own image, perhaps he evolved from some other lesser version of perfection but even so he made all that is. Whatever you believe is irrelevant because we know the truth.
When Adam and Eve first appeared out of the nothingness that was the world they began having intercourse per gods commands, eventually though she found a snake (metaphor for another mans penis) to be even more enthralling than Adam. She made love to this other man, and thus the end of rightness came to humanity. If you can all let yourselves reveal your sins openly and forget about science then you'll be on the way to saving yourselves and possibly your families.
Think about this, would you want your family to burn forever in the deep dark caves of the earth with satan or those not saved by the almighty Jesus? Consider your family, especially your childrens lives. Children are our future and more important then your trivial beliefs. I ask that you concede now to give your life over to god, to the church, to Christian ideals and superstitions. Do not be afraid for the priests will save you from gods almighty wrath, so long as you continue to donate every month an confess you're unworthiness to even be near them.
I beg of you, if not for yourselves then for those of your family who have passed on and may yet be in hell. Let Jesus + God bring light into your life and allow for a cleansing of the weak pathetic fools who are not Christians. We are the new future, when god comes he'll teach you all to suffer or join us!
PS A joke LOL
