The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
I would like to but obviously you think you can read the minds of all people who make cartoons about cats so it probably wouldn't be a fruitful discussion ...Come on, LG, address the thread topic that you posted. I dare you.
I would like to but obviously you think you can read the minds of all people who make cartoons about cats so it probably wouldn't be a fruitful discussion ...
Cats seem to me to believe that the entire universe revolves around them. The only things that seem to matter to an individual cat are those things that cause that cat pleasure or displeasure.
That suggests that each cat might have a view of things that's kind of incompatible with any other cat's. Or with a human's, for that matter. Cats just aren't entirely social animals.
That creates problems for a cat-like being told to worship a personal theistic God, a separate divine Self whose desires are supposed to take precedence over the cat's own. Cats don't do that.
Moving the analogy from cats to humans, sin is supposed to be our own human desires deviating from and taking precedence over God's own desires, while devoutness is supposed to consist in men and women conforming their own desires to God's.
So atheists might indeed resemble cats, in a religious sense, along with most of the nominally religious people in our modern world where individual freedom and self-determination have become our foremost values. We would seem to automatically be sinners in the traditional middle-eastern theistic sense, where conforming one's desires and will to those of another supposedly divine "person" (becoming that being's pets?) is imagined to be the greatest possible virtue.
Can you think of a single pedagogical model that doesn't incorporate some sort of negative experience?
Or even better, can you imagine the negative consequences that would accrue if a person went through such a pedagogical model?