So, what would it be.
Express yourself!!!!
Express yourself!!!!
What would your god look like and what would your religion be like?
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Definition
Religion is an intergral exhaustive model of the Universe.
My (under construction) religion is based on the scientific materialism, so it regects the supernatural.
My Supreme Goal is preservation of Life (as a whole).
NB: The Homo sapiens species is mere a stage in Life's progress towards immortality.
Religion is an intergral exhaustive model of the Universe.
My (under construction) religion is based on the scientific materialism, so it regects the supernatural.
My Supreme Goal is preservation of Life (as a whole).
NB: The Homo sapiens species is mere a stage in Life's progress towards immortality.
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My god would be tall, dark and handsome(like myself).
Have long wavy black hair(like myself).
Exude a sense of quiet patience and unestimable knowledge(once again, like myself).
Dress always in a pseudo-goth type fashion / matrix style(think Trent Reznor in his Perfect Drug video / Neo).
And always be surrounded by beautiful dark mysterious women(damn, need to work on this one).
My worshippers would look upon me..err..my god as a technical equal but one you know possesses greater knowledge/power than you yourself. They would come to him in need and he would aid them and give them understanding.
Have long wavy black hair(like myself).
Exude a sense of quiet patience and unestimable knowledge(once again, like myself).
Dress always in a pseudo-goth type fashion / matrix style(think Trent Reznor in his Perfect Drug video / Neo).
And always be surrounded by beautiful dark mysterious women(damn, need to work on this one).
My worshippers would look upon me..err..my god as a technical equal but one you know possesses greater knowledge/power than you yourself. They would come to him in need and he would aid them and give them understanding.
My god...
Ok... I'll play...
"My god". By Ekimklaw
My god would be a very nice looking woman (and therefore a goddess). She would be attractive in every way, not to mention all powerful. She would be filled with beauty, grace, dignity, and fairness. She would demand that all human subjects worship her, and we would gladly do so. She'd be endowed with all godlike virtues including knowledge of the past, present, and future. She would be the perfect example of womanhood and sit on a mighty throne in her goddess realm. And every Friday night she would come to Earth, and she and I would make wild, sweaty, intensely passionate love.
The End
Now... back to reality.
Ok... I'll play...
"My god". By Ekimklaw
My god would be a very nice looking woman (and therefore a goddess). She would be attractive in every way, not to mention all powerful. She would be filled with beauty, grace, dignity, and fairness. She would demand that all human subjects worship her, and we would gladly do so. She'd be endowed with all godlike virtues including knowledge of the past, present, and future. She would be the perfect example of womanhood and sit on a mighty throne in her goddess realm. And every Friday night she would come to Earth, and she and I would make wild, sweaty, intensely passionate love.
The End
Now... back to reality.
Re: My god...
Got that right, mike.
Originally posted by Ekimklaw
Now... back to reality.
Got that right, mike.
Uh... excuse me...
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Xev wrote:
Yo Mike, I am over here. Oh wait, knowledge of the past, present and future?
*Xev wanders around, looking for her car keys*
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Well... c'mon Xev, knowledge of the present at least.
By the way, your keys are over there... no over there... yeah, under the divan... that is a divan isn't it?
-Mike
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Xev wrote:
Yo Mike, I am over here. Oh wait, knowledge of the past, present and future?
*Xev wanders around, looking for her car keys*
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Well... c'mon Xev, knowledge of the present at least.
By the way, your keys are over there... no over there... yeah, under the divan... that is a divan isn't it?
-Mike
CAN GOD BE A WOMAN!!
God is a crazy woman.
Hail Eris!(fnord)
Hail Eris!(fnord)
god would look like george burns.
(kidding, of course...)
god is a spectrum of light with colors i haven't begun to imagine yet that flows through the air like a rainbow of tides.
god looks like an old man and a young woman and a small child.
god tastes like fine red wine, and soft sponge cake, and a juicy pear plucked from a green garden.
god smells like fresh laundry, and salty sea mist, and my grandmother's perfume.
god sounds like a finely tuned violin, and a moment of passion, and a sigh of relief after a long day.
god feels like an old pair of shoes, and a new dress, and warm milk on a really cold night.
god knows what all professors know, and of all the stories told, and of everything in this pretty little head of mine.
as far as religion goes...
god doesn't need religion.
man needs religion,
or man thinks he needs religion.
but all he really needs
is god.
(yes. i know. cliches abound.
i don't have all day to wax poetic you know.)
(kidding, of course...)
god is a spectrum of light with colors i haven't begun to imagine yet that flows through the air like a rainbow of tides.
god looks like an old man and a young woman and a small child.
god tastes like fine red wine, and soft sponge cake, and a juicy pear plucked from a green garden.
god smells like fresh laundry, and salty sea mist, and my grandmother's perfume.
god sounds like a finely tuned violin, and a moment of passion, and a sigh of relief after a long day.
god feels like an old pair of shoes, and a new dress, and warm milk on a really cold night.
god knows what all professors know, and of all the stories told, and of everything in this pretty little head of mine.
as far as religion goes...
god doesn't need religion.
man needs religion,
or man thinks he needs religion.
but all he really needs
is god.
(yes. i know. cliches abound.
i don't have all day to wax poetic you know.)