What WOULD Jesus drive?

[Xev]

C'mon, I'm bored here.

He's a Jewish kid with a powerful dad, so I'm thinking maybe a beemer. At first I'm thinking "DUDE! It's so obvious, Jesus would drive a Land Rover. Hippyish but trendy, and rather rugged (he did hang out with fishermen and carpenters).

Then I'm thinking, nah, Jesus hung out with hookers too, and turned water into wine (obviously, a party dude). What better than a champagne coloured Lexus?

But no, that's just too affluent yuppy, and Jesus wasn't fond of the rich.

So I say a Beemer. Maybe a 325, nothing too fancy but still quite stylin'.

Your thoughts?

 

[notme2000]

Jesus was probably the original hippie!!!! Bunch of religious quacks just started hailing him the son of god etc, and who was he to object!?

 

[Thor]

A BMW cos he thinks he's fooking god!!!

 

[EvilPoet]

WWJD?

"The purpose of the What Would Jesus Drive? educational
campaign is to help Christians and others understand that
transportation choices are moral choices, and to reflect upon
the problems associated with transportation from a biblically
orthodox, Christ-centered perspective."

WWJDrive Campaign

 

[Xelios]

Bah! How about a Honda CRX-Si with a B18c engine swap, 185 hp on a 1600 lb car!

 

[NightFall]

i have a hard time picturing him driving.... although, i kinda see him better on a harley of some kind..... although, i did go witht he last option.

 

[NightFall]

WWJDrive Campaign:

Did you know? By 2020 oil imports are projected to be 64%.

64%what?!?

 

[Davearchy]

Riding Lawn Mower

 

[grazzhoppa]

Jesus would be smart enough to carry a pair of wings around with him.....

And if NORAD would shoot him down, he can use his almighty powers to transport where ever he wants, I'm sure his abilities have increased in the last 2000 or so years.

 

[spookz]

that fools ass is gonna be chauffered in a ten car convoy with ss protection. the pope will be mad with jealousy while he putters behind in his yugomobile. stinking loser!

we love you jesus!!!

 

[EvilPoet]

Q:Which cars were mentioned in the Bible?

A: God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden
in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the
land. And the apostles were all in one Accord.