What if God was one of us?

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Peter Griffin

RammsteinShriner
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What if God was one of us?, don't answer it, or query it, JUST SING!!!!
What if God was one of us?, Just like a slob like one of us etc.....
 
Oh God, that horrible whining song....
Why? Why did you have to remind us of it ? I had almost completely succeeded with erasing it , but now it's there again ...creating chaos and aversion within. You bad.

 
*Xev cries*

I'm with Bebelina! Why did you have to remind us?

*Xev puts on Wumpscut as loud as her volume will allow*
 
Bazillion-aire

I kinda like that song. But not much though. I would have liked it better if it wasn't a "one-hit-wonder" song. Like had Joan Osbourne been a major star with a string of hit tunes, it might not be so bad. But there it is... a big fat...

*ONE*

*HIT*

*WONDER*


-Mike
 
You liked that song, Mike? What the hell sort of masochist are you?

"What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a straaaaaanger oon the bus
Trying to make His way hooooome"

*Xev gibbers mindlessly, driven insane by the cosmic horror of the song*
 
:eek: Lalala la...hey man i like that song. but it does bring up an interesting subject, no i don't think gods one of us...thou he made us in his image...and if you care. the devil is amoung us, bible says so, he was cased out of heaven...i've got to go finish later
 
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Xev wrote:
You liked that song, Mike? What the hell sort of masochist are you?
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"Like"? Did I say I "like" the song...? Oh, uh... gee, I have to be going... talk to you later Xev...

(Mike averts his eyes and scurries away into the darkening night.)
 
..O.H.W..

Hey squid,

Over time a musical artist can build up a rapport with his or her audience. This makes cheesey songs easier to take because of the overall commitment by the artist to create challenging music. However, with a one-hit-wonder, the song becomes the defining moment in the artist's career.

Of course you're free to agree or disagree, but it is a real phenomena. Its the "one-hit-wonder" stigma.

-Mike
 
What if god was one of us? Would you believe me if I told you I was god? Would you believe anyone if he/she told you they were god? What if god is not in human form? Could he be a cow, a goat, or fungi? Maybe the elchupracabra. (I know I didnt spell that correctly, so what.)
 
Could god be the Lochness Monster? Many people have claimed to seen it, and believe in it. Yet, there is not evidence to support its existance. That sounds like someting god would be, if he was here among us.
 
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