Was there weed in the Garden of Eden?

Adam and Eve must have been stoned all the time.

They saw God, right?
 
Yes, if God is a stoner, then of course you need to be stoned in order to see him.
What would satans drug be then?
 
I definitely think mushrooms and toads, and possibly opium too are the drugs of Gods choice, but coffee and cocain are Satans.
The mellow ones are godly and the speedy ones are devilish.
But Adam and Eve they wanted to have it all, so they lost mellow Eden, collaborated with Satan and, and here we are...having it all.

 
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