--------------T.A.R.S.A. Notice----------------
Troll Alert Response System Activated... & under the FEMA anti-troll guidelines, message boards must be notified of use by this special operation which is still top secret by which Special Troll Catching Agents are dispatched. Accompanying the Agents are Special Troll Sniffing Dogs. This secret operation falls under the jurisdiction of newly "appointed" president George Bush/ oh I mean newly "appointed" Troll Czar Tom Ridge.
How you can help --
Discover a Troll, Identify a Troll, Catch a Troll.
Sit on top of this Troll until T.A.R.S.A. agents arrive, This may take several days so bring a sandwich along.
Who is a "Troll" --
A troll can be anybody so you must be very alert. A Troll can be your nextdoor neighbor. Or a close relative.
What you do if you catch one ---
Apply a Police Choke Hold Which if it doesn't kill him, will look damn good if you're being videotaped. Handcuff the Troll behind his back. Pick him up & drop him heavily onto the trunk of a car.
Then punch him in the face. Right around this stage is when the Trolls give up usually.
Happy Hunting
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