No I don't contradict myself.
I have also said your weird interpretations, your pedant and rhetorical play with words, and the need to start a thread entitled as you have, is done to get a raise out of people.
For the umpteenth time, time is an inexorable part of the Universe we live in, and GR describes that Universe.
It would also by necessity apply to any other model of the Universe, including a static one.
You need to revise your Interpretation to align with the mainstream thinking, because your's does not.
Also worth noting, somewhere up there, you mentioned Max tegmark in your little trolling game, indicating support for your stance.
That was not correct. I have heard Max speak of time as real and he has no trouble in using it in a GR context.
What that says for your other claims, I'll let others figure out.