Three Word Story, Volume III !

[spuriousmonkey]

but perfectly virginlike

 

[Walker]

in the light

 

[spuriousmonkey]

of Christian salvation

 

[Dr Lou Natic]

. Oprah's ass roared

(sorry, but we've gone long enough without oprah-ass)

 

[spuriousmonkey]

with delight after

 

[spuriousmonkey]

dwarfs came out

 

[Logically Unsound]

and killed her.
(i cant take any more of her)

 

[Thor]

Then Curious George...

 

[invert_nexus]

ressurected Oprah again

(it's been tried before Unsound. Oprah can never die. )

 

[Logically Unsound]

. She then died.

(bow to me, she will NOT LIVE)

 

[Thor]

A horrible death.

(Wait, we were talking about Oprah? Dear god! I thought we were still on Avril... )

 

[Logically Unsound]

(nah mate, opraph keeps getting resurected)

all necromancers died,

 

[invert_nexus]

there hair blue.

 

[Thor]

including the pubes.

(So my visions of Avril doing sit ups nude was a sham!)

 

[Logically Unsound]

necromancers die, decompose,

(oprah cannot rise again.

 

[Thor]

including their pubes

(I'm just gonna accept the fate of non-nude avril and move on)

 

[Logically Unsound]

that are then

 

[Thor]

sold to charity

 

[Logically Unsound]

to help poor

(3030303030303030303030303030303030303030303030303030303030)

 

[Thor]

pubeless celebrities. This