Three Word Story, Volume III !

[Logically Unsound]

to hardcore punk

 

[spuriousmonkey]

by Avril Lavigne

 

[Dreamwalker]

which really sucks

 

[spuriousmonkey]

the dwarf's penis

 

[Logically Unsound]

causeshesnotbloodyhardcore cried people.

EDIT; I RULE
(sorry bout that 4 wordness but im not the first to infringe the rules here)

 

[spuriousmonkey]

causeshesnotbloodyhardcore cried the people.

(that is 4 words)

 

[Dreamwalker]

(aw, come on monkey, the shizophrenic guy with multiple personalities and na unsound logic can write this way I think.)

 

[Logically Unsound]

(o shit, ok ill edit]

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Avril Lavigne sucks

 

[Logically Unsound]

said ABSOLUTLEY EVRYONE

(no exceptions!!)

 

[spuriousmonkey]

's penis, because that

 

[Logically Unsound]

mutation gave them

 

[spuriousmonkey]

a itchy rash

 

[Thor]

on her boobs.

 

[Dreamwalker]

That was disgusting

 

[Thor]

she exclaimed after

 

[Logically Unsound]

eating some beetroot

 

[Thor]

while laying down

 

[Logically Unsound]

on her back

 

[Thor]

doing sit-ups nude

(how else would she get beetroot on her breasts?!)