BigBlueHead said:
The guy who cuts you off in traffic? Just let it go, you don't want other people shooting at you on the highway. Either that or piss them off in traffic and then lure them to a secluded parking lot - see? It's easy!
It's funny you should mention that BigBlue. A couple of months ago I was driving my car back from the mechanic's after having quite a bit of work done on the damn thing. I had been warned by the mechanic not to 'floor it' until all had been worked in properly. So of course driving back from the mechanic in peak hour traffic, I was just letting the car drive without my hooning it. I'd stopped at an intersection and had to turn into the on-coming traffic, which was heavy and was waiting for a break in traffic which would allow me to turn without my having to floor it. Unfortunately the two men in the car behind me took offence to this and started honking the horn. I ignored them thinking that they didn't know that I couldn't just jam the accelerator down to merge with the fast traffic, they didn't know what my mechanic had told me just 5 minutes before. I finally managed to turn, after only a 2 minute wait at the intersection and had stopped at a set of lights. Next thing I know the two dickheads had pulled up along side me and were hurling abuse at me through the window. So being the polite person that I am, I gave them the finger. It seems that I had offended the gentlemen further and they both jumped out of the car. I was already dialing the police lol, which thankfully for me were just around the corner. My dad had long ago placed a piece of 4X4 under my seat, as he'd told me, "it's always good to have something to whack someone if they come at you". Now one of the gentlemen had popped open the boot while the other one was trying to open my by then locked door, all the while calling me a flurry of names. I had reached under my seat and pulled out the 4x4 and was scrambling over to the passenger seat, in a bid to jump out and whack if need be. Thankfully some other people in the cars in front of me and behind me had also jumped out of their cars and were coming to my help. The other twit was still rummaging in his boot as his friend was pounding on my window telling me to open up so that he could teach me "a lesson only a bitch like me would understand".
The police arrived at that time and both were arrested. They then looked in the boot of their car and found a sawn off shot-gun. Other police arrived and both were taken away and I was questioned, along with the other people who had come to help. I was allowed to go home thinking 'holy shit
'. I was later contacted by the police prosecutor, who is actually an acquaintance, and was told that both of the dicks had actually been out on bail at the time the "incident" occured, and were now back in jail, with no chance of bail this time. I'm told that there's no chance for release for the next 5 years lol. They are of course facing further charges now, thanks to their stupidity.
Now I think to myself, had I had a gun, would I have used it? I have no idea. There were so many people around that I could have injured or killed anyone of them (I think of the lady in Xev's article, who'd emptied two guns and only hit him once, the rest went god knows where). I had a big piece of wood and I would have used that for sure. But even in that situation, I don't know if I'd have used the gun. Had the moron actually found his shotty, I'd have stood no chance either way, gun or no gun on my part. The gun laws in Australia are in place to prevent people like the two morons I came into contact with, from owning a gun. Obviously it failed in their case. But the law is also in place to prevent me from owning a gun, and personally I agree with that law. Otherwise, if we were all allowed to own a gun, we would be witness to shootouts in any given situation. Very naive of me, I know, but personally, I feel much safer knowing that my neighbour is probably not armed... I hope. Had we all been armed that day, the people who'd gotten out of their car to come to my aid, myself, the two twits, it could easily have resulted in a true bloodbath with bullets flying off in all directions, with god knows how many people being hit. Thankfully the mornon's car had too much stuff in his boot to prevent him from finding his shotgun, thankfully the police were just around the corner and were able to get there quickly. Now I know, if in such a situation again, just ignore them. Had I not given them the finger, they'd have probably just abused me some more for not flooring it and would have driven off. But who really knows. What I do know is that I'm glad we weren't all armed.
Xev
When I was little, my dad used to go hunting quite a bit. I used to sit there and watch him as he cleaned it, and one day, after making doubly sure it was unloaded, he let me hold it and tried to show me how to aim it properly. Damn thing was so heavy that I fell over backwards.. lol. Being the caring father, he grabbed the gun and let me fall, in case I dropped the gun and damaged it. I ended up with a bump on my head but his gun was fine
. But from an early age, my father had taught me how to clean a gun and how to make sure it was unloaded. I never knew where he kept the bullets and the gun was always locked up, only to be taken out when he went hunting. I guess he wanted to make sure that I avoided hurting myself and others if I were ever found a gun and he was not there. Even when he thought someone was breaking into the house once, he didn't take out the gun but instead took out a big stick. It's strange now that I think about it. He criticises others for teaching their child how to use a gun, but he did the same to me when I was little. His excuse is that times are different now and children are different now, to what they were back then.