pavlosmarcos: this is not a joke
http://www.inflatablechurch.com/
but it's a hell of a laugh, it's perfect for those southern baptists inflatable egos.
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M*W: I would also like to suggest that inflatable pews be located in the inflatable church, accompanied by an inflatable pipe organ along with an inflatable organist. We must not forget inflatable sheet music.
To accompany the inflatable organ, we sould also provide some inflatable dolls, the kind with those big wide-open mouths, as they would be most appropriate as the inflated choir.
Just below the inflatable choir an inflatable altar should be placed along with inflatable holy untensils to distribute the inflatable Eucharist.
Behind the altar on the wall should be an inflated crucifix holding the inflated Jesus. From his hands, feet and side, inflatable blood would be dripping from his inflatable body.
Walking toward the altar with an inflatable crucifix would be an inflatable priest.* Following the inflatable priest* would be some four to eight inflatable young altar boys* approaching the inflatable altar in worship and adoration of their inflatable God.
INFLATION INSTRUCTIONS:
Proper inflation techniques for the inflatable church and inflatable church accessories requires many individual blow jobs to reach maximum inflation.
NOTE: *inflatable priest is anatomically correct and requires additional blow job to inflate priest's penis.
NOTE: **inflated altar boys are anatomically correct and require separate individual blow jobs to inflate altar boys' penises.
Have fun with your inflatable church and inflatable church accessories. Use your imagination to create funny or exciting situations for your inflatable characters! Inflatable confessional, inflatable chair for priest to sit down so altar boy can sit on priest's lap, boys restroom, and priest's inflatable private apartment, are sold separately. Batteries NOT included.
