Just What Mitt Romney Needed
Just What Mitt Romney Needed
It would seem that a volunteer for the Clay County GOP decided to go rogue.
Well, that's what we're supposed to believe. An answering machine recording captured an inexplicable moment, a seemingly ad-libbed campaign call in which a woman stumblingly explains to senior citizens that President Obama is a socialist Muslim who is out to destroy Medicare; oh, and see that
2016 movie, and pay attention to FOX News.
It really
is astounding.
Leslie Dougher, of Clay GOP, distanced the Party from the call: "It was off-script completely," she explained. "Those are clearly not the views of the Republican Party of Clay County or the Mitt Romney campaign."
To the other, as we learn from the
St. Augustine Record, "Dougher said the volunteer was counseled about that call but she wasn't sure if the woman was still making calls."
Right. So this person might still be making calls.
But, you know, that's probably not important, since Clay GOP doesn't like having that sort of dirty laundry aired:
Dougher also questioned the legality of playing audio after the volunteer was unaware they were being recorded.
"Can you air a recording like that?" she asked. "If not, I would question a station playing something like that illegally."
[WMNF radio host Rob] Lorei said the decision to play the audio was an easy one to make.
"This listener tells me that he frequently gets calls from the GOP," he said. "His answering machine did what answering machines do when a person is not there to pick up the phone, it recorded the phone call."
I mean, come on.
Really? It's a phone bank. You call people. You talk to them. You leave messages. You spread the campaign. Now, suddenly, Clay GOP wants to claim their privacy has been violated?
Mitt Romney can't get a break. And, you know, a lot of it is his own damn fault. But at some point, we have to recognize that the poor old rich man is a
Republican, and while that, too, is his own choice, there comes a point where you can't blame someone for being mugged simply because they went for a walk.
One gets the feeling, sometimes, that Republicans are tanking this election. But that doesn't really make sense. Sure, it makes sense to cut a candidate like Todd Akin loose, even if it
is only for cosmetic reasons. And, yes, it makes sense to sacrifice a down-ticket race that can't be won in order to support a winning effort elsewhere on the battlefield. But this is the
presidency, and the risks associated with tanking a term are incalculable.
In that sense, it's almost like some wicked social science experiment is playing out on a massive scale. In that case, Mitt Romney is expendable; he got the nod from the Party this year, as such, because a Romney loss won't tarnish an important career, like, say, some up-and-coming Republican.
Although, yes, if that was the case ... what's with the Ryan selection?
The bottom line is that none of it makes sense. Hiring Sproul, insulting half the electorate, lying through their teeth, undermining voting rights, surrogates we might describe with kind exaggeration as "lukewarm" ... sure, it might just be one moron in Florida palinating on a rough night, but a fresh injection of tinfoil xenophobia is just
not what Mitt Romney needs.
Oh, right. They're likely playing to the hardline right. Voter mobilization. Small swing share. Investment and return. That whole thing.
Still, though, a semi-coherent, xenophobic ramble from some yokel sounding like she's crashing after a coke binge
probably isn't part of the script, even if they're playing the hard-right gambit.
No, really. It's almost enough to make me feel sorry for Mitt.
Almost.
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Notes:
Dixon, Matt. "GOP volunteer calls Obama a Muslim". St. Augustine Record. September 28, 2012. StAugustine.com. September 29, 2012. http://staugustine.com/news/local-news/2012-09-27-0