The Picture Thread Mark IV

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redarmy11 said:
Nature in the raw, ladies and gentlemen.

This is 'my' cat Belle. I put 'my' in inverted commas because she doesn't really belong to me or anyone else. She's her own woman. Female, approx. 12 months old, semi-wild. Strolled in last winter with half her tail missing. Treats everything around her with utter contempt. Turned up 2 days ago (after a 4-day absence) with this new toy.

Digitally enhanced by me :). And resized to a viewable size (why does no-one else bother doing this, it's annoying).

If anyone's offending by the frankness of the image I apologise... for the fact that you're a complete moron. The animal world isn't all ickle puppies and spring lambs, grow up.

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You son of a bitch, you should be fried. People like you who flaunt the death of defenceless animals make me sick. If I knew where you lived I'd come round, rip your head off and and stick it on the highest flagpole you motherfucker. :mad:
 
The Devil Inside said:
if that bird didnt want to die, it shouldnt have been so delicious.

case closed.
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Indeed. That cat must be a jedi-master of self-discipline. Bringing that jummie meal home...and not eat it...just a little nibble here and there.

See how she conveys nochalanche on that picture.
 
imaplanck said:
I'm not really familiar with the way nature works and shun nature documentaries. David Attenborough should be tortured, burned and his head stuck on a spike for filming predators' natural tendencies to kill other, weaker species, and broadcasting it to the globe.
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Uh-huh. Next?
 
spuriousmonkey said:
Did you notice the wings? The sharp beak? The talons on its powerful birdlegs, the powerful brain?

Hardly defenceless. It looks like an foreign insurgent to me.
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You americans are completely paranoid of any non-americans on your soil aren't you? :D
 
redarmy11 said:
Turned up 2 days ago (after a 4-day absence) with this new toy.
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Maybe it is just deja vu, but I could swear I have seen that picture before.
I'd put money on it.
Are you sure you took this picture?
 
imaplanck. said:
You americans are completely paranoid of any non-americans on your soil aren't you? :D
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There's one minor problem with that assumption.

But I'm not going to tell you what it is.
 
I'm pretty sure I'm took it raven, yes. Unless this new medication is making me more delusional than normal.

Actually 2 days ago isn't accurate - I copied that directly from an submission that I sent to http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ (don't think they've used it). It was actually more like a week ago.
 
redarmy11 said:
Actually 2 days ago isn't accurate - I copied that directly from an submission that I sent to http://www.mycathatesyou.com/ (don't think they've used it). It was actually more like a week ago.
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No, this was at least a year or two agao.

spuriousmonkey said:
It's not unusual for cats to bring terrorists home...dead or semi-dead.
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I know that.
It is the pitcture itself, and even redarmy11's story, and how it was told.
 
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