In order to "ponder" and understand metaphors the way you want me to, I would also have to believe . . . .
No you would not. That assertion manifests your refusal to investigate the concept of
metaphor, for fear that you will develop insight into the
collective unconscious, begin to understand the possible evolutionary origin of
archetypes, and begin to break down your wall of
cognitive dissonance--several of the keys to understanding humans and our culture, which I'm sure you're comfortably unaware of.
. . . . that this life, this body, is ultimately all there is . . . .
There is much more to humanity than the lives of any individual humans. To focus on the importance of an individual life is to deny the importance of civilization, the marvelous organism that we have created, of which we are the cells, which transcends our individual selves and lives on.
. . . . that there is no God . . . .
Science has not yet found the definitive answer to the origin of the universe. The existence of a god, while highly unlikely, is not so completely impossible as to be dismissed as foolishness. However, most of the supernatural trappings of religion ARE sheer foolishness, since there is no respectable evidence for the existence of a supernatural universe whose forces and creatures whimsically and often angrily perturb the functioning of the natural universe in accordance with its rather simple and elegant laws.
. . . . that the Universe is random and chaotic, and that every appearance of order is random . . . .
You apparently have avoided taking any classes in science, or at least resolutely slept through them or played videogames on your iPhone--or simply went to school in America where "no child is left behind" no matter how much he deserves to be. Randomness and chaos exist in the universe only at the most miniscule subatomic level, where the motions of quarks and leptons balance each other out in a matter of femtoseconds. At the macro level where we exist, the operation of the universe is described by breathtakingly beautiful principles which we have spent 500 years discovering, while you people put on blinders and kept your noses stuck in a book of legends passed down from the Stone Age.
. . . . and that whatever seems as "more", are just epiphenomena, basically illusions deriving from matter . . . .
Even the terminology you pretend to learn in order to poke ignorant fun at science is almost a century out of date. Matter and energy are interchangeable, visible to us with our limited senses as manifestations of intricate interactions between quarks, leptons and bosons in a (possibly) eleven-dimensional universe of which we can only observe four. The workings of the universe are just as wondrous and awesome as your fanciful explanations, with the added feature of
being logical, conforming to empirical evidence, and making sense.
. . . . and that ultimately, the truth is this: [large blank space]
Again, you display your willful ignorance of science and rational thought. The truth is so rich and complex that it fills entire libraries, and our comprehension of it grows larger with every passing year. Are you even conversant with the issues that bedevil true scholars, such as the difficulty in relating gravity to electromagnetism and the two nuclear forces in order to arrange them in a neat paradigm? Or are you still wondering how many imaginary angels can dance on a pinhead? Or whether the image on a tortilla is really the face of a biblical character of whom no portraits were ever painted to compare it to? Or whether the plight of the Haitians is the result of a pact with the Devil--the people who welcomed Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany when the United States turned them away?
Oh, and you have a wonderfully respectful attitude.
This is a place of science. It says so in our name, if you wouldn't mind carefully re-reading it. As a Moderator one of my duties is to enforce the scientific method. One of the cornerstones of the scientific method is the Rule of Laplace (or Sagan's Law as it is colloquially known): "Extraordinary assertions must be supported by extraordinary evidence before anyone is obliged to treat them with respect."
The foundation of science is the premise that the natural universe is a closed system (in laymen's terms) whose behavior can be predicted by theories derived logically from empirical observation of its present and past behavior. This theory is recursive and has been exhaustively tested by empirical observation and logical reasoning for 500 years without ever coming close to falsification.
Therefore, the most extraordinary assertion ever made is that the foundation of science is wrong: that a supernatural universe exists from which creatures and other forces interact spuriously with the natural universe in violation of logic and natural laws.
No extraordinary evidence has ever been provided to support this assertion. In fact, there is not even any
ordinary evidence in its favor. It is based entirely on unreasoning faith (a primitive instinct hard-wired into our brains along with revenge, suspicion of strangers, and several other evil instincts that civilization helps us overcome), on legends handed down from a benighted era, and on everyday coincidences.
Because of this we are under no obligation to treat theism, religion, or any form of supernaturalism with respect. Neither of course are we obliged to treat them with disrespect. But on SciForums the rule is studiously neutral, and disrespect for religion is both welcome and rather common. Whereas disrespect for science is not tolerated at all.
Get used to it because it's not going to stop. You have the world's other ten zillion websites on which to proselytize Stone Age legends. This one is ours and your discourse is tolerated only so long as it conforms to our rules.
You are truly open-minded.
We are open-minded to anyone who respects the scientific method, or who at least does not flout it except in jest. But blatant superstition has no place in the halls of science and scholarship.
This argument seldom comes up on the Arts & Culture subforum because the discussions are usually light-hearted. But if you are going to use this board to advance your preposterous, antiscientific religious propaganda, I will enforce the rules and direct you to the Religion board, where the scholars who specialize in these arguments congregate. It is
my job to keep this particular subforum from being clogged with religious trolling, where no one is waiting to demolish your ridiculous arguments.
--The Moderator