The Ten Commandments
Thou shalt mind thine own fucking business, leaving thine neighbors the fuck alone and living thine own damned life.
2 When thou doest act like an intolerable hole of an ass, thou shalt not claim to do it in the name of the LORD thy God.
3 Thou shalt not prayeth over a sick child instead of taking them to a fucking doctor.
4 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sheep.
5 Thou shalt not be chicken shit by persecuting people for being different from thee.
6 Thou shalt not travel all over hell and back attempting to force others to think and live like thee.
7 Thou shalt readeth thine Holy Book thyself from cover to cover and form thine own damned opinions about it without relying on thy shaman to tell thou only what the fucking shaman wouldst havest thou hear.
8 Thou shalt build schools, libraries and hospitals instead of steeples, alters, and television ministries for thy good deeds alone shall be the only church worthy of the LORD, thy God.
9 Thy neighbor's butt is not yours, and thou shalt not have any cause to give a flying fuck what thy neighbor chooses to place in his butt.
10 Thou mayest live in ignorance, but thou shalt not push thine vile dumbfuckness upon thy neighbor, nor thy neighbor's children, nor even thy neighbor's dog, for the LORD, thy God, is an amiable God and shalt suffer no inconsiderate assholes within His flock.