The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

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just got back off my hols and was dissapointed at the lack of gary glitter jokes, come on people topical jokes are good. the faster you tell them after the event the better!!

Gary Glitters refusal to board a plane in Thailand left him temporarily in limbo. 6 year old Lim Bo from Bangkok said " Mr Gary is nice man, he pay top dollar!"

Gary Glitter has been given a date for his first perole meeting. She is 8 but with make up can easily pass for 12!

Gary Glitter is flying straight to America to check in to the Betty Ford clinic, in the hope of ridding him self of his 12 year old crack addiction.

And a few oldies to get your minds racing.....

whats 12 inches tall and stands at the bottom of little boys beds?
Gary Glitters boots.

What did Gary Glitter say to Michael Jackson?
I'll swap you two 5's for a 10.

come on people, he is getting away unscathed!
 
Gary rules

It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body.

Take Gary Glitter for example; he was jailed for putting a Thai on his cock

If all the Smarties eaten worldwide in one year were laid end to end...

They would lead all the way to Gary Glitter's house in Thailand

What's Gary Glitter's girlfriend getting for Christmas?

Pubes.

What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter?

The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear
 
Gary Glitter has been arrested by police on multiple charges. A raid on his house meant officers found class A Drugs in his living room, Class B Drugs in his bathroom and Class C5 in his bedroom.
 
unixgeek13 said:
when did this become a Gary Glitter thread?!?!?!?!
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its not a gary glitter thread, its a topical joke session!
if you want you can use classic jokes and add topical substance to them

whats the difference between gary glitter and barak obama?

barak obama is a nigger.
 
so more gary then

Tom Cruise, his wife and kids have invited Gary Glitter to a sail out on their luxury yacht until all of the heat dies down. Gary is delighted..."I can't wait to come on a little cruise" he said

Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and Arthur Scargill?

Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miner's helmet in 20 years

What the difference between Gary Glitter and a jockey, A jockey has a licence to ride 3 year olds
 
What does a bloke with a two foot cock have for breakfast?





This morning i had toast.
 
disabled

what do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair PARK AND RIDE

what do you call a rich woman in a wheelchair CASH AND CARRY

I TOOK A GROUP OF DEFORMED KIDS FOR A DAY OUT TODAY, i TOOK THEM TO A HALL OF MIRRORS SO THEY COULD SEE WHAT THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THEY WERE NORMAL
 
you are all invited to a big family bbq at a mansion in Shropshire, there will be plenty of ale but sadly no fosters!
 
police have today released the bodies from the burnt out house in Shropshire now that they are cold....well you wouldnt want a warm fosters would you?
 
the topical thing still isnt happening on here! or do you all just have hearts?
 
well... there might be a few of us who don't know the connection between Shropshire and fosters...
 
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